Lord please give me strength

[The Mechanic]

where do I begin, when did people get so entitled? I live at a corner I had two vehicles parked one on each side of the property I go outside this morning don’t see anyone around I start cutting the grass while sure enough just as I finish cutting the grass these two guys came up the driveway sure enough real estate agents I know enough said interest in mind the house I told him can you run faster than the dog who was inside the backyard I also asked him your not supposed to be soliciting here now I’m pretty sure my dog did not phone real estate agents and I myself did not so your soliciting get lost goodbye they go down the driveway then they come up what did you do to my car one was a car the other one was a forward pickup truck yes the grass clippings were along the bottom side of their vehicles I said I did nothing. They start complaining all the cars dirty and this and that and demanded I wash the car and I said buddy the only way I’m going wash your car is if I kiss on it get lost I’m forming the police! Where do these self righteous people get off I like the old West step on the property, one headshot problem solved

 

[Uncharted]

Do you have even the foggiest idea what A FUCKING PERIOD IS?!

 

[K Douglas]

 

[xix]

There is one period.

 

[bazokajoe]

where do I begin, when did people get so entitled? I live at a corner I had two vehicles parked one on each side of the property I go outside this morning don’t see anyone around I start cutting the grass while sure enough just as I finish cutting the grass these two guys came up the driveway sure enough real estate agents I know enough said interest in mind the house I told him can you run faster than the dog who was inside the backyard I also asked him your not supposed to be soliciting here now I’m pretty sure my dog did not phone real estate agents and I myself did not so your soliciting get lost goodbye they go down the driveway then they come up what did you do to my car one was a car the other one was a forward pickup truck yes the grass clippings were along the bottom side of their vehicles I said I did nothing. They start complaining all the cars dirty and this and that and demanded I wash the car and I said buddy the only way I’m going wash your car is if I kiss on it get lost I’m forming the police! Where do these self righteous people get off I like the old West step on the property, one headshot problem solved

Every summer I get harassed by summer students working for cable, phone and lawn care companies. Drives me crazy.

 

[FUCKMEISTER]

read it. makes no sense.

 

[Marky--mark]

Hammered already at 2:06pm?