If I Was The Pope, Juliet Would Be St. Juliet

[Lover Of Brunettes]

Then again, if I was the pope, I might be in a bit of trouble at the annual budget review explaining to the cardinals what all these "miscellaneous expenses" were that were tagged "nude reverse".

I don't want to sound like a broken record. I've reviewed her before. (Just do an advanced search for posts by me with the word Juliet in it if you haven't read them).

For the uninitiated or new to the board, Juliet is about 5'6" or 5'7" (but she loves heels) with the most incredible wavy raven hair that is three quarters of the way to her butt. I've always been bad at guessing cup sizes, but hers have been "done" and they are neither too large or too small and her nipples complement them perfectly. I want to say that she is very curvy, but people will think I'm saying she's fat, and she's not. Well-sculpted? She obviously takes exceedingly good care of herself and it shows. Whatever small physical flaws she may have disappear when I'm with her. She knows how to treat you. She's funny. She's exceedingly intelligent. She's a good conversationalist. And the more you get to her know her, and the more she gets to know YOU, the better it gets.

As for the quality of the massage... 9.8 outta 10. The "half hour" (note quotes) always seems to be over too quickly.

Oh and I should mention. She's an MPA at Pickering Angels.

 

[ray-moan]

- Thanks for the humourous touch on your review of Juliet. I just wanted to add that I agree exactly with your comments about her, and I also had a great time with her some time ago, so she seems to be consistant with us clients. I don't think I've read a bad thing about Juliet since she started at Pickering Angels, and believe she was just as popular at her previous Toronto MP .
- Ray -

 

[mcaligula1]

I've seen Juliet as well and they don't get any better than her.

 

[Lover Of Brunettes]

- Thanks for the humourous touch on your review of Juliet.

It's my pleasure to try and entertain and review at the same time.

I tend to be funny when I'm in a good mood and whenever I get home from seeing Juliet I am invariably in a good mood.

Except when I get home and hear "Honnney!! A nice lady came to the door and I signed us up for fixed rate natural gas...."

Anyway. I went out behind the house and took a sledgehammer to an old bookshelf we were gonna turf anyway, got it outta my system, and came back in the house and wrote the review. Glad you enjoyed it.

 

[skeersue]

You don't have to honour the gas contract.

 

[luv2fress]

Including her

old MP in Brampton / Miss. she must be one of the most under reviewed / under rated MPA ever. Why do you think that is?

 

[Lover Of Brunettes]

old MP in Brampton / Miss. she must be one of the most under reviewed / under rated MPA ever. Why do you think that is?

It's a mystery to me. She was my first ever - and I guess for that reason she's special to me for that - but she is an exceptional MPA in every respect.

And respect is what I give her. She is an awesome woman.

 

[The Lurker]

Just to be a SD. If I was pope, the poor would be happy.

Lurk

 

[Lover Of Brunettes]

You don't have to honour the gas contract.

Took me forever to figure out what you were talking about. Then I remembered what I'd said.

Yeah you can get out of it, but sometimes it takes a long time to beat the idea into their heads. LAST YEAR, they managed to sucker a signature out of my mentally challenged father-in-law when I wasn't around. They will take just about any signature they can get, and are very persistant.

I got out of it quickly this time. Mostly by threatening to show up on their doorstep with twelve of my angriest split personalities.

 

[Pope Benedict XVI]

Your petition has been heard. St. Juliet she will be. Just offer me proof of at least three miracles and I'll start the paperwork.

 

[Lover Of Brunettes]

Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it.

 

[21pro]

good review! enjoyed this one.