I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I have tears streaming down my face.
Lola... Sweetie... You can grab hold and swing off me ANY TIME!
Years ago I tried to explain the beauty of having a curvy, hourglass figure and not being a slim woman in this industry. To put it simply... It made life much better. I didn't have to see men like moeman123.
I've once again been validated to embrace my inner fat chick, love my ass that is the size of Toronto Island, and relish the thought that I could use my thighs to crush someones head. Or maybe my voluminous breasts to stop their air supply... Don't worry sweetie... My waist is such that you could still hold on for dear life with your hands clasped together and have some space left over.
The thing is darling moeman123... I'm sexy and I know it. Even if I am not a size 2.
You said in one of your posts that you are a power lifter with 8% body fat. Keep power lifting... Most power lifters are mesomorphs. I am. I did it at one point. My mistake. Goodness help you if you ever get sick and can't hit that gym for any amount of time. A mesomorph will not atrophy like an another would. You will quickly find a layer of fat forms over all that built up muscle you are sporting. The kicker is that when you work out you will continue to bulk up underneath and often times will struggle to tone up. That isn't to say it can't be done but you will struggle harder than many others.
Having lived that life, and knowing what I do... I know this: Even if YOU have an 8% body fat. YOUR BMI is so far over the range as a power lifter that by all rights you are actually out of the "healthy" range. I don't know 1 power lifter who is able to step on the scales, then use the calculator to figure out their "BMI" and enjoy the process.
Now right about now... Some of those I am friends with from yesteryear, or even maintain friendships with right now are likely choking on their coffee. Love you all to bits!
Now if you will excuse me I am off to take my fastidiously clean self out in public to inflict my dangerous curves upon the masses.
Maddie
P.S. When I was much slimmer I use to be a chubby chaser. You see... When you are chubby chasing you have this awesome pad of flesh just above that rubs all the good bits. When you are too lean and you bump uglies with another lean person all you get are hip bone bruises and spaces where nothing is rubbing and touching. Thank goodness for vibrators eh.