Fantasy Jobs?

[probyn]

I have a fantasy of working in a strip club or bar. I am a middle-aged guy, so I couldn't be a male stripper. However, I have fantasized about being a bouncer at a bar (I heard that they get alot of women) or a strip club. But it is probably a hard, dangerous job. The idea of being a Strip Club DJ sounds appealing. Has anyone worked as a DJ at a club? What are the pros and cons? Are there any other jobs at strip clubs that are appealing?

 

[simon482]

i was a bouncer, any bouncer that tells you he gets laid and blow jobs all night is full of shit.

 

[shack]

any bouncer that tells you he gets laid and blow jobs all night is full of shit.

Yeah, but who's gonna tell him that to his face.

 

[dj1470]

I have a fantasy of working in a strip club or bar. I am a middle-aged guy, so I couldn't be a male stripper. However, I have fantasized about being a bouncer at a bar (I heard that they get alot of women) or a strip club. But it is probably a hard, dangerous job. The idea of being a Strip Club DJ sounds appealing. Has anyone worked as a DJ at a club? What are the pros and cons? Are there any other jobs at strip clubs that are appealing?

You need to get out more.
Working at a strip club is crap.
Novelty wears off in about 3 minutes.
Working as a bouncer is very boring.

 

[fuji]

I just wanted to let all the agency owners on terb know that I'm hanging out my single as a quality tester. If you are wondering whether that new girl you just put into rotation is providing a good service, for only a small fee I will try her out and report back. It's kind of a "secret shopper" setup--the girl will never know I'm not a real customer. You provide me with her fee, as well as paying me for my time, and I'll let you know whether she's living up to the standards that your customers have come to expect.

 

[kaempferrand]

A fantasy job is one that you achieve your financial goal in the shortest amount of time possible with no boss and no clients/customers with low start up costs. You don't have to work for anyone but yourself. You are not confined to an office since the world is both your office and playground. Like being a professional consistently profitable gambler attacking the casinos.