Best reverse pick-up line

IntimateArts

Hobbying for 40+ years. And counting.
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Overheard on Queen West last Saturday:

A gentleman was having a butt outside the Bovine and chatting with a purple- and pink-haired young lady. I over-heard him asking (with tongue obviously firmly lodged in cheek): "...was just wondering if the carpet matches the drapes?"

Without missing a beat, the young lady glanced at him and said, "No worries. Hardwood." :encouragement: :p
 
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