Baseball bat test

[thruster]

Just thinking about a girl I used to date who went to a private school where the girls had a scheme for breast measurement called the "pencil test".
Basically the idea was that if a pencil was placed under your breasts and it stuck you had a pair of saggies. If the pencil fell free you were ok. This meant that the look was thin trim etc.

Well years later I really like women who can hold a baseball bat under their t its. It's my new measurement tool.

 

[hans4u]

Then you could hit on her at a singles bar!!!

 

[GlavaMan]

And drink .....doubles!

 

[dummpy]

For me I like the baseball bat tested in other area's check out Belladona and the baseball bat if you don't know what I mean!!

 

[fart]

I prefer to use my penis...less splinters

 

[Radio_Shack]

I prefer to use my penis...less splinters

When i was in my teens, kids were mean and asked questions like "Do you get splinters in your mouth when you suck cock". The answer had to be yes or no with no other comments. How do you answer that one?

 

[Jabba]

I'm stumped

When i was in my teens, kids were mean and asked questions like "Do you get splinters in your mouth when you suck cock". The answer had to be yes or no with no other comments. How do you answer that one?

what would it mean if you said "yes"?....you blew Pinocchio?

 

[o-dog]

When i was in my teens, kids were mean and asked questions like "Do you get splinters in your mouth when you suck cock". The answer had to be yes or no with no other comments. How do you answer that one?

lol, that reminds me of what we always used to say..."you ever suck a cock you didn't like?" My favourite answer to that to shut them up was, "Yours!"