Another adventure to report on -- this time, Asian Massage located on Somerset near Preston, in the back of Linda's Hair design (see ad in Sun under Registered Massage). Strange set up, I walked in to 2 people getting their hair cut, a woman getting a manicure, and people waiting in chairs. Strange indeed. Linda walks around with a cordless headset barking orders (and is pretty cute too - no massage though). Paid for the massage up front, came to 48.50 $ for the 45 minute session. May be the strangest price ever paid for a massage. Anyways, both attendants were busy, so I was told to have a seat and wait with the others. Interesting times. Watched the haircuts and mancures for a while. Finally, Linda told me to go to the back. Two attendants sitting out in the open, waiting. Kim, older, maybe 40-ish, not my style, (unattractive to me), and Chantal, 20-something, cute, slightly chubby, curvy. Obvious choice to me. Into the tiny room we go. Dark, not the cleanest, but nice enough. Towels are bit threadbare, massage table is a bit creaky. Not sure what the other room looks like. Chantal is very nice, good conversation, turns out she has worked other places, I think she mentioned Angels Touch, and the new place on George in the market (which she confirmed 100% was legit, no extras, sorry boys). Anyways her massage was nice, fairly deep, and relaxing. This is where the story takes a turn for the worse. Upon my turn over, she begins the finish, and mentions that a tip is appreciated. Nice i thought, not pushy, not rude. Unfortunately, the finish was rough! Yes, rough. The beginning was gentle enough, but man, the more I got into it, the harder she gripped, and the harder she pumped. I thought it was going to be torn right off! And, to add to the agony, with her other hand, she was forcefully "massaging" my boys by rubbing them hard and pushing them up half way into my stomach! Ouch. I told her in a nice way to take it easy, and she listened for about 10 seconds, then right back to the torture session. I pleaded with her for a few more times, but was literally writhing in pain. Finally, I sat up to protect the boys, and had to tell her exactly how to finish, and how a jack-hammer was not necessary. I hope I saved some of you boys future pain and agony. As I type this, I have a callus on Mr. Not-so-happy. No joke, I have been rubbed raw. So boys, take your chances! Anyone else ever have such a bad experience with the finish? Would love to hear some stories. Or some positives from this place.......
Another Review - Asian Massage Somerset
- Thread starter FunJay
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OUCH! Thanks for the review FunJay. Next time to get the full desired effect of their asian torture chamber, remind them to tie you down to the table and stuff some tighty-whiteys in your mouth.
This place had been extensively reviewed and a surprising number of members had some good experiences - so last summer I went to check it out. Had Kim, did not have any other choice available as only one attendant at a time was working. What a fiasco, similar to your experience FunJay. My worst experience ever at a mp - makes me shudder everytime I drive by the place.
Here are some of the other experiences from members:
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=37326&highlight=somerset
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=39604&highlight=somerset
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=63779&highlight=linda
This place had been extensively reviewed and a surprising number of members had some good experiences - so last summer I went to check it out. Had Kim, did not have any other choice available as only one attendant at a time was working. What a fiasco, similar to your experience FunJay. My worst experience ever at a mp - makes me shudder everytime I drive by the place.
Here are some of the other experiences from members:
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=37326&highlight=somerset
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=39604&highlight=somerset
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=63779&highlight=linda
And what about that old Russian lady who used to work there?
Drunk, sullen, fat, uncommunicative with stiff, cold, lifeless fingers that flopped aimlessly upon your increasingly resistant flesh.
No extras with her (THANK GOD!)
Drunk, sullen, fat, uncommunicative with stiff, cold, lifeless fingers that flopped aimlessly upon your increasingly resistant flesh.
No extras with her (THANK GOD!)
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OnTheWayOut
rough treatment
I haven't been to see Kim in a while but I must say that in at least a dozen trips to see Kim she never hurt me like I see here ...... what the hell you guys do to piss her off?
lmfao
I haven't been to see Kim in a while but I must say that in at least a dozen trips to see Kim she never hurt me like I see here ...... what the hell you guys do to piss her off?
lmfao
I have to second slurp's comments on Kim's massage technique. I also note in Funjay's review:
"Two attendants sitting out in the open, waiting. Kim, older, maybe 40-ish, not my style, (unattractive to me), and Chantal, 20-something, cute, slightly chubby, curvy. Obvious choice to me."
Obviously, Funjay picked Chantal which he unfortunately found out was the wrong choice.
Kim has been giving me massages for the past two years and I've never had a complaint. I would also like to point out that I find the establishment to be very clean.
Funjay, it seems like that was your first visit to Linda's. Give it another shot and ask for Kim. Trust me, if you want a half decent massage with a gentle release you won't be disappointed.
Just my two cents worth,
mrgreek
"Two attendants sitting out in the open, waiting. Kim, older, maybe 40-ish, not my style, (unattractive to me), and Chantal, 20-something, cute, slightly chubby, curvy. Obvious choice to me."
Obviously, Funjay picked Chantal which he unfortunately found out was the wrong choice.
Kim has been giving me massages for the past two years and I've never had a complaint. I would also like to point out that I find the establishment to be very clean.
Funjay, it seems like that was your first visit to Linda's. Give it another shot and ask for Kim. Trust me, if you want a half decent massage with a gentle release you won't be disappointed.
Just my two cents worth,
mrgreek
Wasn't Kim...
hey boys, it certainly wasn't Kim that i saw that day... and yes, if you must know, I am recovering fine, no long term scars to show. I may try this place again, as Kim seems to get a positive response from you. The price is right, that's for sure. And the place is OK, not a total dive.....But oh I wish that Linda did some massage on the side, don't you???????
hey boys, it certainly wasn't Kim that i saw that day... and yes, if you must know, I am recovering fine, no long term scars to show. I may try this place again, as Kim seems to get a positive response from you. The price is right, that's for sure. And the place is OK, not a total dive.....But oh I wish that Linda did some massage on the side, don't you???????
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OnTheWayOut
Linda
Linda on the side? I'd take her on the front, back, upside down , etc, etc ...... lol
FunJay said:
Linda on the side? I'd take her on the front, back, upside down , etc, etc ...... lol
go there for haircut, get to know her, maybe you can do something with her.slurp said:
She is the owner, she knows whats going on in there, she has husband and kids make sure they are not there when you make the move.
Btw, sometimes she works alone there on the weekdays, never try it on the week end because she doesn't want anybody to know.
Good luck, and take it easy.
Linda - Somerset Massage/Hair Studio
have you been successful working your magic on this woman. if that's the case then i'm gonna get may start getting my haircut there until "we" get to that state. how long did it take you to reach your end state? you are DA MAN! lemme know, thx.
hope my efforts r rewarded eventually...it's always the journey that's the fun part.
ciao,
b.
have you been successful working your magic on this woman. if that's the case then i'm gonna get may start getting my haircut there until "we" get to that state. how long did it take you to reach your end state? you are DA MAN! lemme know, thx.
hope my efforts r rewarded eventually...it's always the journey that's the fun part.
ciao,
b.
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OnTheWayOut
RemyMartin said:
I tried to PM you but everyone else in town has and your box is full LOL
If you'd be so kind could you copy me in on a PM with more info? Thx!
Guys, did I say take it easy, I think its only works if she like you, of course it also take times. anyway the haircuts there is cheap, you can go there everyweek it won't cost you much.
Remember, Take It Easy, don't act like a jerk and think you have a Big Dick and she will like it. btw she is getting old, maybe 40's.
Good luck again, please don't pm me for this matter again.
Remember, Take It Easy, don't act like a jerk and think you have a Big Dick and she will like it. btw she is getting old, maybe 40's.
Good luck again, please don't pm me for this matter again.
