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Gates, Fauci, and Daszak charged with Genocide in Court Filing | Columnists | thedesertreview.com Talk about David going up against Goliath. The Defendants control the World and have 99 percent of the World's money at their disposal, and pretty much anybody who is somebody, is in their pockets...

Not a Golddigger by any means.Lol The things pussy get us into that are subsequently costly to get out of. Who could have known it would turn this way? https://www.thestar.com/opinion/star-columnists/2018/04/15/bickering-ex-lovers-bring-unique-twist-to-issue-of-child-support.html "She lives in...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/highly-educated-women-freezing-eggs-shortage-equal-men-successful-career-children-a7824611.html Women are too proud to marry down but in the past most men have always married down. Providing uneducated, unemployed and underemployed women with that high...

Here is old age at its best. Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't...

An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opened A Clinic And Put A Sign Outside That Said: Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100. A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity to Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100. And So He Visits The Clinic. Doctor: I Have Lost My Sense Of...

A little birdy told me of a woman at work that has sex with guys from work and extorts money from them somehow. Not sure how it works and if it's just blackmail or some guys just willingly pay for play with her. There are hundreds of guys at my work and she flirts with quite a bit of them...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh,"...

>>JEWISH DIVORCE... > > > > A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm > > divorcing Irving." All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex. > > My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it > > used to be the size of a nickel. > > > > Her mother says, > > > > You're married to a...

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned Laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- Make mental note to do more...

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news. The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first. The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2...

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to...

I am not a believer in marriage and see it as a financially motivated business transaction between two people. Many hobbyist will agree marriage kills one's sex life. Most hobbyist here are either married or have been married and lived the sexless marriage. This hobby is an out for many men...

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Lee's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/lawsuit-over-228k-engagement-ring-withdrawn-by-b-c-widower-1.2542028 "Jerry Renkers, a 65-year-old widower, filed a lawsuit in B.C. Supreme Court last week in an attempt to retrieve a Tiffany engagement ring that cost nearly $228,000. But after...

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have...

Never Force Children to Pray... At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer... BOY: But I don't know how to pray. DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc. BOY: "Dear Lord" he started...

Lol. Any Black Friday deals spotted on SC,MP and SP services?

The Husband Store: A new store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products...

Don't forget to go over to the OLG website and pick up a coupon for a free Wheel of Fortune play guys. Best to print it out instead of copying onto you phone. Some retailers are saying they don't know how to play the free tickets so ask first and don't let them scan it if they don't know how...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and...