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Apparently, Doug Ford is sending most of us $200 at the beginning of 2025 with a proclamation that it will 'immensely help all Ontarians in these challenging times'. Unfortunately, it may not do much for us 'Cuntarians', since $200 sure doesn't buy what it once did. 'I'm not as good as I...

I never drink alone... the dog is always home with me. Some of the ladies LUV him when they make outcalls to see him. (or me?)

...or maybe for Chinese Nude Year?

I've had a couple of lovely local ladies who sometimes travel let me know they are 'back in town' and ask if I'd like to see them. This is good as it permits me to pick my preferred times. I'm retired, live alone, favour outcalls to my 'incall' and I let them know in advance that I have no...

Nice review and thanks for comments. Great to see that you had a great time and a little cultural diversity is good for us all.

I see that you are new member, although perhaps not new to 'the hobby'. Red flags throughout this out. Few legit girls will do almost anything (including type correctly)... 49 lbs.? 'Etremely' ? open minded. Dinner dates down to car calls? Be wary of those that have no previous...

Welcome to one of the very finest ladies in Ottawa. That would be so even if she wasn't a service provider. An hour in her company will convince you that she just shines like a diamond!

I visited Erin twice about 5 years ago. Pulva Cheektocheek are accurate. Probably in her late 30's now, nice lady, nice lady and nice discrete accommodations. I suggest you politely discuss what you may expect of her before booking your MA session.

OMG.... you have instantly become the Walmart of the local industry... everyone loves 'Rollbacks'! Please PM EVERYONE!

Indy if only because I see the spa option as a business-transactional one while indy is more personal. My absolute favourite, once a lady and I get acquainted and trust each other, is an outcall to my incall. My one exception to the spa option has been Sadie May's location and, when she was...

...and LOT of dirty sh*t went down in the bible too! One of my holy roller friends gets paid to sing at three Masses every weekend and has been spending all he makes on a weekly visit to a stable of SPs for the past 10+ years. Heaven is where you find it, between the pages or between the sheets.

I love it! In the same boat... don't you think OHIP should pay seniors to travel to southern destinations in the winter, where we can live healthy, away from the perils of ice & snow and walk beaches for exercise? Oh, and maybe do an occasional FMTY with a lady whose company we particularly...

Correction...That would be not 'a head'. Back in high school, there was a young lady that we nicknamed 'Porcupine'... which she would have been if she had one sticking out of her for every one stuck in her... and even she could never dream of 15 a day! That would be 3,900 / year... if she...

Thank you kindly.

Perhaps I'm getting rusty, but I can't seem to find any reviews of this OIC member. Has she re-branded from another moniker? Was she previously known as 'Sensually Erin'? Any assistance would be appreciated.

I really miss watching the 'Beverly Appalachians'. I was especially fond of Ellie May as I entered puberty. However, the producers did not cross the line and suggest 'kissing cousins'. Only on Terb does a thread about DFK get derailed into political correctness. Is a Newfoundlander now no...

Back in the day, I would meet 'easy women' by taking the seat next to the confessional at Sunday Mass. Then, the following week, I'd ask out whichever girl spent the most time in the confessional.

Your humour made my day! No.... I haven't deteriorated THAT much yet... although every day I find I have less hair to comb and more face to wash as my forehead grows. My Lazyboy chair has in fact been host to a few ladies that made me decide NEVER to get rid of it for sentimental reasons...

Hey, aptly named 'Peter', great attitude, but wait until you get into your 70's ... and there are some wonderful local young ladies who have no problem with that. It's a matter of the respect, how you treat them and the appreciation you show. (Or maybe it's that they hope I'll leave them...