Hilarious scam in India: poo on shoe
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That scam really stinks ! If it happened to me I would feel like crap ! 
TLDR
The Youtuber documents a balding Indian man who scams people in a tourist area by squirting poo on people‘s shoes. The scammer then introduces them to his accomplice, who cleans it off for them.
After the cleaning, the accomplice wants $30 from the tourist, but the scammer (acting as if he’s looking out for the tourist) tells the tourist not to pay that much, and to pay only $20. That makes it seem like a deal, and the tourists pay the cleaning fee.
A few moments later the scammer is at it again: this time it is a British couple who are the victims. The Youtuber asks what happened. The husband sadly says that an animal poohed on his shoes, and the accomplice can be seen busily cleaning off the pooh.
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Ah, the greatly feared animal feces.
I go on a round of dumpster diving early most Sunday mornings in suburban south Mississauga and Oakville.
One day in the spring I pull into one place and there a nice pair of brown leather loafers sitting on the pavement.
As though someone took them off while sitting sideways in a car seat.
As I look closer I see there is dog shit or coon shit in the soles.
Oh well, put them in a plastic grocery bag and wrap them up until I get home.
Once home, put on a pair of rubber gloves, and grab a toilet brush and toilet bowl cleaner.
In the back corner of the yard proceeded to give the shit covered soles a scrubbing.
Left in the sun for a day to air out, then second pass with same cleaner and an old tooth brush from the collection that are devoted to one harsh task before they get tossed.
Then I got the shoe polish box out and gave the leather a good cleaning.
Now I have a pair of Cole Haan loafers in my exact size as if I forked out over $160 for them new
I go on a round of dumpster diving early most Sunday mornings in suburban south Mississauga and Oakville.
One day in the spring I pull into one place and there a nice pair of brown leather loafers sitting on the pavement.
As though someone took them off while sitting sideways in a car seat.
As I look closer I see there is dog shit or coon shit in the soles.
Oh well, put them in a plastic grocery bag and wrap them up until I get home.
Once home, put on a pair of rubber gloves, and grab a toilet brush and toilet bowl cleaner.
In the back corner of the yard proceeded to give the shit covered soles a scrubbing.
Left in the sun for a day to air out, then second pass with same cleaner and an old tooth brush from the collection that are devoted to one harsh task before they get tossed.
Then I got the shoe polish box out and gave the leather a good cleaning.
Now I have a pair of Cole Haan loafers in my exact size as if I forked out over $160 for them new
I would like to know how one gets dog poo on top of their shoe I mean, if you're walking into it the poo should be on the bottom of your shoe and not on the top of it. If it's on top why not just give it a swift kick that should knock off the poo. Now if it's really rubbed in, you should be able to throw the shoes away in buyer real cheap pair.
From what the scammer says, "they" usually shit on your head, so he tells the victim that he should consider himself lucky.
Obviously, a bird cannot crap like that on his head, so he must be referring to monkeys. Monkeys are abundant in India, and they will throw their shit around, or maybe shit form a telephone wire onto your head.
Either way, I wonder if he came up with this idea, and what it must have been like the first time he pulled it off succesfully. Must have been a rush to know he could make a living out of it.
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"I want you to enjoy India as much as I do. " he says.
I do. from a safe distance. What's not to enjoy? Heat. Corruption. Shit on the streets. Think I'll pass.
