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Did anyone catch the Bell Canadian Open broadcast this past weekend? Rob Black and Bob Weeks have GOT to be THE worst, most boring sportscasters on TV. I think they're right up there next to Vic Rauter! There's tons more action watching paint dry or grass grow. No wonder some people think that golf is a boring sport... watching these guys can put the dead to sleep! Is there anyone else that is less monotone than these guys? I think not.... there's more action in the stock section of the newspapers than these two can generate in 6hrs!
 

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Tar Heel said:
When I saw the title of this thread "Worst Sport casters on TV", the first name that popped into my head was Rod Black too.

And they have him on Blue Jay games and the odd CFL game too.

Simply awful.


could,nt agree more! He makes every good play sound like Joe Carter,s
world series winning home run. what a smuck..
 

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I know he's not a sportscaster per se but I think John Madden has outlived his usefullness.
 

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No Contest its Rod Black this guy is brutal he should do figure skating and thats it so i would never here him ever he ruined the canadian open on the weekend for me and is awful with the blue jay games and should not be allowed to do CFL games anytime. Actually disgraceful he filled in 1 week for Mccowan on prime time and it was unbearable to listen too, honourable mention Paul Macguire and Joe Theisman and Jamie Campbell on the jays broadcasts just terrible boy do i miss Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez
 

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All the dumbass broads on the sidelines of NFL games. If I want women at a football game I'll gawk at a cheerleader. None of these women know jackshit about football. My hand to God I heard this on the tube during the Saints-Panthers game on Sunday - "Well Jane Lorenzo is on the sidelines - What have you got for us on Aaron Brooks' situation?", said Erik Kramer. Jane Lorenzo replied, "Well Erik it looks like he's hurt, back to you". "Huh?" said Erik Kramer. Brutal.
 

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Mark Hebsner (spelling) has got to be the most obnoxious dolt who has never played a game yet who imposes his twisted view on events. His old partner on global, Jim Tatie (again with the spelling) use to look at him with distain and utter contempt after this clown gave his view on a sporting event.
This is the same guy who asked Milbury if his team choked after losing a very close seventh game. Milbury went balistic on him. If it had been Terry O'Riely there would have been a dead sports caster.
I believe this jerk also tried to extort $ from the Skydome when it was first named by legally registering the name.
This guy is a first class NOB

Another guy I cant stand is Bob Costus (ya, I know spellling).
To him the adjectives he uses are more important than the event and if he was any more Pro-American it would make me puke
 

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JohnLarue said:
Another guy I cant stand is Bob Costus (ya, I know spellling).
To him the adjectives he uses are more important than the event and if he was any more Pro-American it would make me puke
Yeah, Costas talks out of ass quite regularly.

I remember when he said Michael ohnson was the fastest man in the world because if you split up his 200M time into two 100's he'd be faster than Bailey's 9.84. It's just too bad that Costas didn't realize that Johnson is already in full stride while starting his last 100, and the fastest man in the world is always whoever wins the 100M final.

Prime example of Costas embarassing himself.

My vote for worst sports caster on TV has to go to Jennifer Hedger. She tries
 

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I third Bob Costas. Geez...alwasy an excuse when the Americans lose something and never that they just got beat. THe worst was when Donovan Bailey broke the WR in the 100m thus earning the traditional title of "World's fastest Man". Michael Johnson wins the 200m, and then Bob Costas declares MJ as the "Worst Fastest Man" because he is American and Costas divided his time by 2, which was lower than Bailey's 100m!! Huh? Donovan has to start from zero and MJ gets a running start to the second 100m...the logic is insane!!! I dont remember him previously calling the 200m winner the "WFM" when an American wins the 100m!!! What an idiot.
 

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Jerry Glanville when he was on whatever American station doing football commentary. First of all, he's a hillbilly. It looked like his seatmates didn't even undertand his hillbilly accent and hillbilly-isms. When he got excited over some play I expected him to pull out his colt 45 and start shooting pop cans on the tv set!
 

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Paul Romanuk
Rod Black
Brent Musberger (sp)
Whoever that loud-mouthed, bald basketball analyst is. Oh yeah. Dick Vitale.
I also just remembered, the guy who does the PPV boxing for Don King productions. He may be the worst of the lot.
 

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shack said:
Paul Romanuk

I also just remembered, the guy who does the PPV boxing for Don King productions. He may be the worst of the lot.
Bob "The Colonel" Sheridan.

I'll never forget the time I ordered The Felix Trinidad/William Joppy PPV and unfortunately had to put up DKP piss poor production value and Sheridan's lame commentary.

Really makes you appreciate HBO and Showtime.
 

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Rod Black

Worst-Sports-Commentator-Ever

He's like a dementia Jim MacKay, without the skill or track record

Rod Black, colour commentary is no longer an acoutrement, it's the main course!
 

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You guys have got to give Rod Black his dues.... he should be the poster child for people without talent making a name for himself....

Rod should still be working at the Saint's roller rink where he started, but somehow he managed to work all the way up to a great position with CTV covering the biggest sports on that network..

I believe that he did it all without any family or political connections...

For that I have to give him credit, but I do wish he would stop pretending to be a sports caster...
 

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I forget his name, but he was the guy doing coverage for TSN during Euro2004, I think his name was Carl Fletcher??

Bob Cole/Harry Neale older than water and need to go...

and honorable mention goes to Pierre McGuire, BAM
 

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the_big_E said:
and honorable mention goes to Pierre McGuire
I have never seen someone so excited while talking about hockey, or any other sport (except for Russ Anber about boxing) for that mater.

I find Anber to be very insightful and humorus, while Maguire is inofrmative but just goes overboard when it comes to breaking down plays, etc.

I honestly think Maguire and Anber stroke their cocks to hockey games and boxing matches.
 

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I honestly think Maguire and Anber stroke their cocks to hockey games and boxing matches.
It's eerie but I had thought the same about Maguire.... I like the guy, and he obviously loves the game....but he does try to get too much info in the short time that he has
 

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I worked with Rod prior to the Barcelona Olympics. CTV sent Rod and the production crew off to a " workshop" session to refine his on air presence and the production values. They worked with people that had helped refine Jim Makay in his early years. They were hoping to create a Canadian Jim Makay. ( I may be spellling Jims name wrong)

We know JIm Makay went on to many wonderful years as the voice and persona of ABC sports.

Rod...well hard as he tried..never the same cut.

I know Rod personally. He is an absolutely incredible human being. All those OXFAM type shows you see..he does that on his dime. He takes a paid leave to do those videos. He does that twice a year.

If he has any downfall it's his truthfulness. When he sounds like a kid on TV describing play by play or a golfer....it's because he is simply describing what he see's.

He has not unfortunatley gone from spectator to commentator.

While I love the guy as a friend, he is as many have pointed out not going to be a great sportscaster. He could be..but I don't have that answer.

Rod needs to know when to say...good..but not good enough!

Otherwise...I will tell you with 100% conviction, you will never meet a finer person than Rod Black.

M2
 

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Steve Koulias on the Score. He uses this fake gravely voice that is probably masking a high pitched squeal.
 
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