Since many of us are taking a break from the hobby due to the state of the world, I thought it would be fun to share some funny or interesting stories with each other.
I have been hobbying casually (1-2 times a year) for the past 20 years - I guess it adds up eventually. Thanks to this board, I have avoided being robbed, or even having any truly terrible encounters. Here are some funny/interesting/sad anecdotes from my past. Please, feel free to share some of yours.
1) One SP I would see regularly on her annual trip to town. The girl she was sharing a suite with "accidentally" walked into the room for a second. The SP later told me that it's because she thought I was hot, and when she went to put the money in the other room, told her friend, and her friend wanted to see for herself. Quite an ego boost. After the session, she said "I'm gonna give you my real number, so we can do this for free." Rather than graciously accept like a normal human being, I went into deep thought about the plans I had scheduled for the remainder of her stay, and said "I'll take it, but I'm not sure if I have time." She got a little offended/sad and said "Never mind," but we still had a sweet kiss goodbye at the door. She has since retired.
2) I always use a fake name when I hobby, as many of you do. I booked with an agency, told the receptionist my fake name, and half an hour later, the SP was at my door. No introductions, just light chit chat, and eventually to business. When she moaned "Ohhhhh Peter" during our session I was caught quite off guard, and momentarily confused until I figured out who Peter was - me!
3) I had a habit of calling agencies at 2am after getting home from nights out with friends. A friendly SP came over, and halfway through our session, the phone rang. This agency had a policy to call 10 mins before time was up as a reminder to "wrap things up", but this seemed too early for that. Turns out, she claimed it was her daughter wanting her to come home, and that she was doing this so she could take her shopping for her birthday tomorrow. Felt like a bit of a sob story to me, but I paid a few dollars extra for the session just in case.
4) Another time, same agency, same 2am timing. Receptionist calls back and says the driver got a flat tire, so I could wait another half hour or cancel. I opted to cancel, but out of curiosity hopped on the road, and drove the route they would most likely be taking. Sure enough, not a flat tire, but stopped by the police.
5) One agency, way back, had an unofficial policy that the HH was BJ, and FS was only with the hour. I was young, and naive, and it took me a few times being told "Oh, you're WAY too big for penetration..." after handing the money over to figure it out.
6) One time I booked via text with a well reviewed MA, and was spoon fed directions to her location. After waiting outside for about 15 mins without a response, I figured she was doing the "book two and take the one that shows up first" trick. Figuring I'd lost, I packed up and went home. Got home, opened up TERB, and it turns out that while I was waiting in my car, she was on TERB arguing with you guys. I thought about jumping into the fray, but I prefer to play nice.
7) One of my first apartments was in a rougher part of town. Sitting on my front step, I noticed a lot of guys coming and going from the place across the street. Their secret was safe with me, but it was kind of funny to see what I surely looked like, doing the "act cool act cool act cool" walk up to the door during my hobby adventures.
So boys and girls? What have you got?
I have been hobbying casually (1-2 times a year) for the past 20 years - I guess it adds up eventually. Thanks to this board, I have avoided being robbed, or even having any truly terrible encounters. Here are some funny/interesting/sad anecdotes from my past. Please, feel free to share some of yours.
1) One SP I would see regularly on her annual trip to town. The girl she was sharing a suite with "accidentally" walked into the room for a second. The SP later told me that it's because she thought I was hot, and when she went to put the money in the other room, told her friend, and her friend wanted to see for herself. Quite an ego boost. After the session, she said "I'm gonna give you my real number, so we can do this for free." Rather than graciously accept like a normal human being, I went into deep thought about the plans I had scheduled for the remainder of her stay, and said "I'll take it, but I'm not sure if I have time." She got a little offended/sad and said "Never mind," but we still had a sweet kiss goodbye at the door. She has since retired.
2) I always use a fake name when I hobby, as many of you do. I booked with an agency, told the receptionist my fake name, and half an hour later, the SP was at my door. No introductions, just light chit chat, and eventually to business. When she moaned "Ohhhhh Peter" during our session I was caught quite off guard, and momentarily confused until I figured out who Peter was - me!
3) I had a habit of calling agencies at 2am after getting home from nights out with friends. A friendly SP came over, and halfway through our session, the phone rang. This agency had a policy to call 10 mins before time was up as a reminder to "wrap things up", but this seemed too early for that. Turns out, she claimed it was her daughter wanting her to come home, and that she was doing this so she could take her shopping for her birthday tomorrow. Felt like a bit of a sob story to me, but I paid a few dollars extra for the session just in case.
4) Another time, same agency, same 2am timing. Receptionist calls back and says the driver got a flat tire, so I could wait another half hour or cancel. I opted to cancel, but out of curiosity hopped on the road, and drove the route they would most likely be taking. Sure enough, not a flat tire, but stopped by the police.
5) One agency, way back, had an unofficial policy that the HH was BJ, and FS was only with the hour. I was young, and naive, and it took me a few times being told "Oh, you're WAY too big for penetration..." after handing the money over to figure it out.
6) One time I booked via text with a well reviewed MA, and was spoon fed directions to her location. After waiting outside for about 15 mins without a response, I figured she was doing the "book two and take the one that shows up first" trick. Figuring I'd lost, I packed up and went home. Got home, opened up TERB, and it turns out that while I was waiting in my car, she was on TERB arguing with you guys. I thought about jumping into the fray, but I prefer to play nice.
7) One of my first apartments was in a rougher part of town. Sitting on my front step, I noticed a lot of guys coming and going from the place across the street. Their secret was safe with me, but it was kind of funny to see what I surely looked like, doing the "act cool act cool act cool" walk up to the door during my hobby adventures.
So boys and girls? What have you got?
