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ogibowt

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anyone who understands what Cory Hart is saying on I Wear My Sunglasses At Night is a hero to me.lol.
 
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It sounds like the Young Rascals were hoping for a threesome singing “Life would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie” instead of you and me endlessly.
 

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It sounds like the Young Rascals were hoping for a threesome singing “Life would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie” instead of you and me endlessly.
That reminds me of the way Van Morrison changed the cadence to make it hard to understand "Do you remember when" in Brown Eyed Girl.
 
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Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band ......

A guy I worked with many years ago swore they sang "Big ole Jed let a light on" instead of original "big ole jet airliner"

He even knew the name of the song. We started calling him Jed ...... he was a good sport about it.
 

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"Theeeeerrres a bathroom on the right....." instead of Creedence Clearwater Revival's original "Theeeeeeerrres a bad moon on the rise"
 
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The Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl pregnant
Original Lyrics:
And I'm trying to make some girl who tells me...
I always was afraid my parents would hear this because I thought it was "trying to MATE some girl"
 

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"Stand By Me"

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see ( is the flying pussy )
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

So darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand, stand by me
Stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

And darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now, stand by me
Stand by me

Darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now, stand by me
Stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble, won't you stand by me?
Oh, stand by me
Won't you stand now?
Oh, stand, stand by me
 

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Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band ......

A guy I worked with many years ago swore they sang "Big ole Jed let a light on" instead of original "big ole jet airliner"

He even knew the name of the song. We started calling him Jed ...... he was a good sport about it.
Lol the woman in my office sings big ole Jed and Lionel Try it it sounds perfect. Lol
 

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Minnie Ripperton's "Lov'in You"

Maya, Maya, Maya (Maya Rudolph is Minnie Ripperton's daughter) misheard as "My oh, my, oh my "
 

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Kept hearing this this:
I was in a porno with a bag of screaming goats

Instead of this:
I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo

 

Josephine Grey

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For those who speaks French after the second sentence you can clearly hear : Tu m'excites, j'aime pas mal ca, moi les lesbi, yen a nul part! La biere, c'est le rap et les soirees pour garcons

 

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The line in the Tom Jones song, She's a Lady, " she can take what I dish up and that's not easy."
A friend of mine in high school heard it as, "she can take what I can shove, and that's not easy."
 

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Dire Straits “Walk of Life” sounds like it has the lyric, “Here comes Johnny saying Go Leafs Go” when it’s really “Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies”.

I always thought that Joni Mitchell’s “Raised On Robbery” lyric, “A little money riding on the Maple Leafs” was a mondegreen but it’s the actual words she wrote.
 
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