Dear Butler1000: I need your advice

Knuckle Ball · May 22, 2020

Dear Butler1000:

I called my Dominoes Pizza yesterday and tried to order my favourite pizza but they told me they do not make it anymore because not enough people like it.

The girl on the phone tried to offer me a similar pizza but, since it was not exactly what I wanted, I of course told her to go fuck herself because all other pizzas are disgusting and indistinguishable from one another and my pizza is the one true pizza.

I believe that the pizza industry is controlled by a cabal of fat, greedy, pizza-eating pedophiles that are keeping my special pizza all for themselves rather than releasing it to the masses. There are many other dissatisfied pizza customers such as myself who will no longer stand for this and together we are building a movement to collapse the entire pizza industry.

My friends and I have now started spamming Dominoes’ Twitter feed with poop emojis. I have also arranged with one of my very few female friends to make up a false sexual assault allegation against the CEO of Dominoes.

So, Butler1000, I wanted to check in to make sure I’ve got all of my bases covered and I’m not missing any other steps at this point?

Butler1000 · May 22, 2020

I would suggest you call another pizza place. Because any pizza place that has the ability to make your pizza but refuses to do so doesn't deserve your business.

And if enough people leave and go to the better pizza place it can grow and expand.

Why settle for crap pizza.

Anyway trying to compare Pizza to Universal Healthcare, better labour laws, reductions in Military spending and removing Corporate cash from Washington just shows how out of touch you are.

Yours reduces a fight for real change that can save and improve lives to consumer goods. They aren't. They are human rights. That you can't see the difference is the saddest part.

Knuckle Ball · May 22, 2020

Butler1000 said:
I would suggest you call another pizza place. Because any pizza place that has the ability to make your pizza but refuses to do so doesn't deserve your business.

And if enough people leave and go to the better pizza place it can grow and expand.

Why settle for crap pizza.

There is no other pizza place that makes the kind of pizza that I like. Whenever someone tries to open a new pizza place all of the establishment pizza chains secretly collude to force them out of business.

Only by destroying the existing system of oppressive pizza distribution can a truly just world of access to delicious pizza for all be realized.

Do you think that calling in fake pizza orders would be an effective tactic to collapse the establishment?

Butler1000 · May 22, 2020

Knuckle Ball said:
There is no other pizza place that makes the kind of pizza that I like. Whenever someone tries to open a new pizza place all of the establishment pizza chains secretly collude to force them out of business.

Only by destroying the existing system of oppressive pizza distribution can a truly just world of access to delicious pizza for all be realized.

Do you think that calling in fake pizza orders would be an effective tactic to collapse the establishment?

Lol.

Answer the second part. I can't be bothered anymore with the first.

Pray tell us why human rights like Decent Medical care and Labour laws should be commodities.

Knuckle Ball · May 22, 2020

Butler1000 said:
Lol.

Answer the second part. I can't be bothered anymore with the first.

Pray tell us why human rights like Decent Medical care and Labour laws should be commodities.

In my opinion, decent medical care and safe working conditions are human rights...just like access to water and healthy, nutritious food- like pizza!

Why do you only care about some human rights and not others...unless...you too are one of the fat, greedy, pizza-eating establishment pedophiles that controls the industry! Your existence depends on maintaining an unjust status quo! You are nothing but a hypocrite!

Butler1000 · May 22, 2020

Knuckle Ball said:
In my opinion, decent medical care and safe working conditions are human rights...just like access to water and healthy, nutritious food- like pizza!

Why do you only care about some human rights and not others...unless...you too are one of the fat, greedy, pizza-eating establishment pedophiles that controls the industry! Your existence depends on maintaining an unjust status quo! You are nothing but a hypocrite!

If you actually did care about them you would look at Joe Biden's record and realize he doesn't.

Frankfooter · May 22, 2020

Butler1000 said:
I would suggest you call another pizza place. Because any pizza place that has the ability to make your pizza but refuses to do so doesn't deserve your business.

And if enough people leave and go to the better pizza place it can grow and expand.

Why settle for crap pizza.

Anyway trying to compare Pizza to Universal Healthcare, better labour laws, reductions in Military spending and removing Corporate cash from Washington just shows how out of touch you are.

Yours reduces a fight for real change that can save and improve lives to consumer goods. They aren't. They are human rights. That you can't see the difference is the saddest part.

Every other pizza place is shit, they lie about their pizzas and use old, boring ingredients.

basketcase · May 22, 2020

Butler1000 said:
I would suggest you call another pizza place. ....

Are you sure you aren't suggesting that instead of getting a pizza sort of like he wants he should order a box of dirt?

Valcazar · May 23, 2020

basketcase said:
Are you sure you aren't suggesting that instead of getting a pizza sort of like he wants he should order a box of dirt?

The problem is the pizza analogy doesn't really work for the situation.

It would have to be more that there is a week long event and dominoes can cater it, and so can some random sketchy place that buys expired food and makes pizza with it but is cheaper so some people want to try it.
Butler suggests that the event be catered by an specialty pizza store that does everything by hand. When people point out that the specialty place can't deliver and won't provide enough food for everyone, Butler says that Dominoes is shit and he refuses to vote for it because if people won't order his good pizza then they deserve to get disease from expired meat. Other people say, "yeah, dominoes sucks but it will do for a week and we can work on getting the fancy pizza place big enough that maybe it is a viable option in the future" and Butler says "No, you ordering dominoes means you are just as bad. At least the sketchy place is honest when it says it might get you sick, but its cheap, and what do you have to lose? while Dominoes pretends that its pizza tastes good and that's way worse."

Butler1000 · May 23, 2020

Valcazar said:
The problem is the pizza analogy doesn't really work for the situation.

It would have to be more that there is a week long event and dominoes can cater it, and so can some random sketchy place that buys expired food and makes pizza with it but is cheaper so some people want to try it.
Butler suggests that the event be catered by an specialty pizza store that does everything by hand. When people point out that the specialty place can't deliver and won't provide enough food for everyone, Butler says that Dominoes is shit and he refuses to vote for it because if people won't order his good pizza then they deserve to get disease from expired meat. Other people say, "yeah, dominoes sucks but it will do for a week and we can work on getting the fancy pizza place big enough that maybe it is a viable option in the future" and Butler says "No, you ordering dominoes means you are just as bad. At least the sketchy place is honest when it says it might get you sick, but its cheap, and what do you have to lose? while Dominoes pretends that its pizza tastes good and that's way worse."

It doesn't work because of the premise Healthcare is a commodity. I consider it a human right.

basketcase · May 23, 2020

Butler1000 said:
It doesn't work because of the premise Healthcare is a commodity. I consider it a human right.

Yet for some reason you refuse to back the pizza shop with some free napkins over the one where only the wealthy get napkins. Not only that, you go out of your way to condemn everything about the place with some free napkins, clearing the way for the other shop to be the only one still in business.

Butler1000 · May 23, 2020

basketcase said:
Yet for some reason you refuse to back the pizza shop with some free napkins over the one where only the wealthy get napkins.

The napkins ain't free. They cost $16,000 for a family if four, they don't give enough and anytime you ask for them you have to pay first.

See, even you are looking at healthcare as a commodity.

It's a human right.

basketcase · May 23, 2020

Butler1000 said:
The napkins ain't free. They cost $16,000 for a family if four, they don't give enough and anytime you ask for them you have to pay first.

See, even you are looking at healthcare as a commodity.

It's a human right.

And still you refuse to justify why you constantly condemn the Democrats which are clearly supportive of more publicly funded healthcare while staying silent on the Republicans who have done everything in their power to take it away.

Frankfooter · May 23, 2020

Butler1000 said:
The napkins ain't free. They cost $16,000 for a family if four, they don't give enough and anytime you ask for them you have to pay first.
.

That sounds like your kind of pizza.

Butler1000 · May 23, 2020

Frankfooter said:
That sounds like your kind of pizza.

That's Biden's Pizza.

Butler1000 · May 23, 2020

basketcase said:
And still you refuse to justify why you constantly condemn the Democrats which are clearly supportive of more publicly funded healthcare while staying silent on the Republicans who have done everything in their power to take it away.

They aren't supporters of public healthcare. Or when they had votes it would have happened.

When Republicans act like Republicans they aren't going to change. And are telling the truth.

But now Democrats are acting like Republicans, and lying while they do it.

Valcazar · May 23, 2020

"But now Democrats are acting like Republicans, and lying while they do it."

Define "acting like Republicans".

Boober69 · May 23, 2020

Everyone wants really good free pizza...but they want everyone else to pay for their pizza.

I can afford my own really good pizza, and don't want anyone else to pay for it.

But being the nice guy that I am, I will pay for your dough, and maybe some sauce, but that's it. You buy your own toppings. You want caviar on your pizza? You pay for it yourself.

And if I don't like the way my pizza shop makes my pizza, I'll buy it from a competitor that has put in the effort to make their pizza better.

That competition will force my original pizza shop to step up their game and produce a good product and they may even sell it for less to be competitive. Then I may switch back.

But their competitors will want to keep me as a customer and adjust their service and pricing accordingly.

What remains will be a bunch of pizza shops that offer fantaatic pizza at an affordable price rather than a bunch of shitty pizza makers not caring because people are forced to buy from them.

Frankfooter · May 23, 2020

Boober69 said:
Everyone wants really good free pizza...but they want everyone else to pay for their pizza.

I can afford my own really good pizza, and don't want anyone else to pay for it.

But being the nice guy that I am, I will pay for your dough, and maybe some sauce, but that's it. You buy your own toppings. You want caviar on your pizza? You pay for it yourself.

And if I don't like the way my pizza shop makes my pizza, I'll buy it from a competitor that has put in the effort to make their pizza better.

That competition will force my original pizza shop to step up their game and produce a good product and they may even sell it for less to be competitive. Then I may switch back.

But their competitors will want to keep me as a customer and adjust their service and pricing accordingly.

What remains will be a bunch of pizza shops that offer fantaatic pizza at an affordable price rather than a bunch of shitty pizza makers not caring because people are forced to buy from them.

That explains why nobody ever invites you over to dinner.

basketcase · May 24, 2020

Butler1000 said:
They aren't supporters of public healthcare. Or when they had votes it would have happened.

When Republicans act like Republicans they aren't going to change. And are telling the truth.

But now Democrats are acting like Republicans, and lying while they do it.

So you prefer to condemn democrats for being too slow for your tastes and praise the honesty of republicans who are out to destroy the vestiges of publicly funded health care. Nice.

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