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    Ads of escorts are charging in toilet paper rolls and hand sanitizers.

    ....Do you think escorts are going to start charging in toilet paper rolls and hand sanitizers? Lets see if there is any change or trend in the leolist/listcrawler ads over the coming weeks.

    I'm just shocked to see there are so many escort ads still up and running with this Cornavirus going around. Well, at least something that quarantined people can fapp off to while at home.

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    If they do, I have plenty for trade.

    The escorts still seeing clients demonstrate which SPs are the real risk-takers....


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    This is a stupid thread. Why would any sp trade toilet paper for sex. Is this just a fantasy from a guy who is too cheep to pay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VirginJohn View Post
    ....Do you think escorts are going to start charging in toilet paper rolls and hand sanitizers? Lets see if there is any change or trend in the leolist/listcrawler ads over the coming weeks.

    I'm just shocked to see there are so many escort ads still up and running with this Cornavirus going around. Well, at least something that quarantined people can fapp off to while at home.
    Lmao what da fuck is wrong with you lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Deeds View Post
    This is a stupid thread. Why would any sp trade toilet paper for sex. Is this just a fantasy from a guy who is too cheep to pay?
    You haven't been to the store lately or are you living under a rock, or maybe you don't use toilet paper?

    https://www.guelphtoday.com/local-ne...photos-2161032

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    I would rather have more food that TP, or better still, booze. You can always wash yourself using water in the shower. What do you think Asians have been used to doing? At least in the old days.

    Just make sure you have a flexible shower wand rather than a fixed shower faucet, might be hard to assume the "correct position" to wash your ass otherwise...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VirginJohn View Post
    You haven't been to the store lately or are you living under a rock, or maybe you don't use toilet paper?

    https://www.guelphtoday.com/local-ne...photos-2161032
    No, I don't live under a rock but Im also not ignorant enough to think SWs would trade sex for toilet paper especially when there is no shortage, but you go ahead and take a few rolls to your next appointment or to a SC.

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    This has gotta be a joke thread. He can't be serious. Or is he?
    He's a virgin John for a reason.

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    Ads of escorts are charging in toilet paper rolls and hand sanitizers.


    I wish, I have a shitload of toilet paper.

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    who takes a shit before a rim job. no need for shit paper



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    LOL... Don't squeeze the Charmin!

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    Well it is a very valuable currency now:



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    Well these escorts are creating a huge load on our shoulders with these additional charges:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceiling Cat View Post








    Hilarious!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bver_hunter View Post
    Hilarious if you're 12-years old!!
    Fixed your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil C. McNasty View Post
    Fixed your post


    So Phil you were in the toilet paper aisle then!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by anon1 View Post
    ads of escorts are charging in toilet paper rolls and hand sanitizers.


    i wish, i have a shitload of toilet paper.


    If no toilet paper, the white flour is very popular too these days!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceiling Cat View Post








    Quote Originally Posted by Phil C. McNasty View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by bver_hunter View Post
    Hilarious if you're 12-years old!!
    Fixed your post
    I disagree, it is funny for all ages. Shall we take a survey?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil C. McNasty View Post
    Bud Plug: The "most knowledgable poster"??

    Same one perpetrating for a year the James Fields' innocence in the killing of Heather Heyer. Really??



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    Quote Originally Posted by bver_hunter View Post










    Hilarious!!............Whatever your age is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil C. McNasty View Post
    Fixed your post
    Phil C., I fixed your fix for you.


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