So I’m driving down Hwy 7/Victoria St. and I stop for gas at the Pioneer at Shantz Station Rd. and I see a sign for “Massage”. I’m like this is the middle of nowhere so curiosity got the best of me. Neon sign said they were “OP N”. I thought I was going to fall through the few steps up to the door. No buzzer, no sign so I try the sliding door and it opens. Once inside I thought, this isn’t very inviting or clean for that matter. A plaintive “hello” brought out an Ivana Trump lookalike who I’m sure was okay 30 years ago but now gravity and donuts have taken over. Way too much woman in too little an outfit. “Hey baby, you vant a massage?” “I just noticed your sign. This is a strange place for a massage studio”. “Vat do you mean strange? You vant massage or not?” “I’m just passing by. How about a business card with your phone number and web site”. “Vy do you need wheb site?” “To make an appointment, see the schedule and pix of the girls”. “No wheb site, here take dis and go and fuck your wheb site”. Alrighty then. I Google the number and hardly anything turns up but a few old ads for “Hot European girls”. I don’t think so. This has got to be the worst MP in Canada. I just couldn’t believe this old Russian babuska operating a rub and tug in the middle of nowhere. Anyone else know about or been to this place?
On that note I thought yeah I’ll pop into Hush. Door was locked so I guess all ladies were occupied. Jamie wasn’t working anyway which was odd for a Sunday so I double-backed to Guelph and had an amazing session with Emma at Guelph Studio. Will post a separate review.
On that note I thought yeah I’ll pop into Hush. Door was locked so I guess all ladies were occupied. Jamie wasn’t working anyway which was odd for a Sunday so I double-backed to Guelph and had an amazing session with Emma at Guelph Studio. Will post a separate review.
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