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    Honney LL 3515

    I just met her for an hour, this review will be in two sections due to the fact I've been dealing with an awful text handler of hers.

    Here's my review for the text handler :

    The good : great actor through text, he got me convinced I was texting with her ; fast response.

    The average : Clear and concise informations (minus the B&S elements mentioned in the bad section) ; DFK promised, it was more LFK at best with a lot of mouth nudging to the side to disengage at times on her part (I probably got the high end of YMMV with her there).

    The bad : Promised DATY, she wasn't comfortable with it due to hygienic reasons ; Promised CIM for 40$ extra, she wasn't even made aware of that fact and ended up jerking me off when I came off of her BBBJ ; Promised MSOG included in an hour session, she told me after the fact she only offered it to me without any extra charge because she found me cute.

    All in all, this booker is awful at setting up clear expectations between the provider and the client. Thread wisely. If anything, follow this guideline regarding what you can safely expect to get out of an hour session with her :

    220h 160hh : peck kissing ; bbbj ; cfs ; DIGITS (although she's very sensitive on her clit, so I only got to really massage her g-spot with a come hither motion) ; extra for MSOG (to be specified) ; she told me she was open to CIM (for an extra?), but make sure to discuss this service before the donation as she isn't made aware of it by the booker.

    And yes I know, I forwent the verbal service validation with her before processing the payment and I should not have. Definitely a clear reminder that whenever you TOFTT, no matter how good the vibe is, always verbally confirm on the agreed upon services before handing out the donation and moving forward to avoid unexpected surprises down the line.


    Now to the good part, the review of the actual provider, Honney :

    The good : Flirty (lots of eyes contact that says "fuck me now") ; enthusiastic ; quite submissive ; passionate (she would grab me while making out, rocking her ass on my cock while making out stand up with her standing with her back against me) ; great bbbj (plenty of suction, great pace, great eye contact throughout, good use of the hands combined) ; DIGITS (quite responsive, she would rock her hips against my fingers) ; Great SF2 (We got to wash eachother at a turn, taking our time to exchange kisses and grab eachother. Quite passionate and steamy, I liked it) ; Mish (very much in synch with me, she would rock her hips along my rythm while grabbing me passionately for an explosive finish) ; cute face (blue eyes, her face pic shown in her ad is exactly her) ; voice (soft'ish voice, cute laugh) ; soft skin ; tits (perky b cups, quite firm) ; kitty (very tight, well shaped, trimmed short) ; ass (small and firm) ; overall figure (5'4'' 115lbs, quite toned body) ; Decent hourglass figure (small waist, sadly her hips aren't that much wider).

    The average : Massage (low focus, little pressure applied, she was a bit too engaged in our convo to focus properly I reckon) ; her English (I'm a French speaker, so no complains here from me in my native tongue, but I did test her English at the end for the sake of this review. It is alright. She can talk about basic stuff with some hand gesture to make up for her vocabulary blanks. If anything, she can surely moan "Yes baby".) ; Kissing (she would rarely lock lips with me and would always seek to disengage after a few strokes. I reckon I got the high end of YMMV there as well. Only got some minor tongue action in the shower at the end. Rest of the session was LFK at best, mechanical peck kissing for the most part).

    The bad : Giving her the benefit of the doubt regarding her having a text handler, I can't fault her for any of the B&S elements mentioned in the bad section above.

    All in all, this girl isn't quite a gem as far as passion and enthusiasm goes (mostly due to the shenanigans with the text handler), but she's way up there and she gives her best within her level of comfort. If the services I mentioned in this review fits your bill and you like her looks, do yourself a favor and pay her a visit, you most likely will have a good time. In any cases, do remember to validate verbally everything stated through text with her before handing out the donation to double check if she's ok with what her silly text handler promised of her (without even checking with her beforehand).

    Cheers !

    514 219 3515

    https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...t_best-5830372



    Last edited by RockNRollMachin; 02-08-2020 at 11:58 AM.

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    Does your day job involve writing policies and procedures manuals in some nondescript cubicle, in some dank government office , somewhere in Ottawa ?

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    [QUOTE=Erik the Red;6619078]It almost comes off as an instruction manual or review for a new vacuum

    Entitled , “Go/Suck/Blow,...in 55 Easy Steps”

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitewaterguy View Post
    Does your day job involve writing policies and procedures manuals in some nondescript cubicle, in some dank government office , somewhere in Ottawa ?
    I sometimes wish my job was as simple as that... Truth be told, I'm actually a vacuum salesman. I'll make you buy that big sucker in no time, that you can be sure of !

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockNRollMachin View Post
    I sometimes wish my job was as simple as that... Truth be told, I'm actually a vacuum salesman. I'll make you buy that big sucker in no time, that you can be sure of !
    Very witty Rock!
    I don't intend to buy any vacuum cleaner from you but keep up your informative reviews. I find them helpful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteshaft View Post
    Very witty Rock!
    I don't intend to buy any vacuum cleaner from you but keep up your informative reviews. I find them helpful.
    Some appreciate my reviews style, others make fun of them. At least everyone get some entertainment out of them at the end of day, at least I hope.

    Cheers !

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    Another great review Rock. Thanks for TOFTT and advising!

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