Tinder match just asked me for money for concert

Assuming the girl is even female (catfish are men half the time) no one would want to have sex with this girl even if paid, at least the odds are in favour of this result.

great bear said:

Now, that is funny!!! Even if Canada Man got to meet her at the concert I doubt if he would have made it to first Bass, he has always been second fiddle.

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Too much violins and not enough sax? Sounds like treble.

SchlongConery said:

Too much violins and not enough sax? Sounds like treble.

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Two hours into the concert date Canada Man would excuse himself, go to the washroom and attempt to blow his own horn.

SchlongConery said:

Too much violins and not enough sax? Sounds like treble.

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Just a cymbal of your frustration.

kherg007 said:

Just a cymbal of your frustration.

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I think Canada Man is trying to drum up support from other posters.

What on earth is CM trying to orchestrate now?

great bear said:

What on earth is CM trying to orchestrate now?

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Some s-trumpet tried to conduct a scam and drum up some money from him.

great bear said:

I think Canada Man is trying to drum up support from other posters.

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Damn you beat me with the pun! (Get it...beat..)

kherg007 said:

Damn you beat me with the pun! (Get it...beat..)

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Did you know that drum sticks to a wool sweater?

great bear said:

I think Canada Man is trying to drum up support from other posters.

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I'm happy for any opportunity to pedal drum puns

great bear said:

Did you know that drum sticks to a wool sweater?

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No, but I bought some chicken drumsticks recently. Now I need to find my chicken a really small drum set.

SchlongConery said:

I'm happy for any opportunity to pedal drum puns

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Tubas or not Tubas, that is the question.

SchlongConery said:

No, but I bought some chicken drumsticks recently. Now I need to find my chicken a really small drum set.

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After reading your puns all I want to do is "thigh".

great bear said:

After reading your puns all I want to do is "thigh".

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Admit it, you kneed my puns!

great bear said:

Tubas or not Tubas, that is the question.

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Does this have something to do with CM bragging about blowing his own horn?

SchlongConery said:

Admit it, you kneed my puns!

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No need to harp on how good your puns are.

great bear said:

No need to harp on how good your puns are.

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I simply return fire with whatever you throw at me. In this case, a harpoon!

SchlongConery said:

I simply return fire with whatever you throw at me. In this case, a harpoon!

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There is a flight video that CM intends to post where he is seated at the back of the aircraft blowing his own horn.

great bear said:

There is a flight video that CM intends to post where he is seated at the back of the aircraft blowing his own horn.

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...asking the Flight Attendant for a second​ banana. In case he gets hungry after.