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    Uber Drivers in Toronto get murdered and all of the passengers on their route too

    Someone should make a horror movie like this. Once per year, usually on New Year's Eve (or any holiday where strangers exhibit overt displays of celebration, generosity, and kindness), one or more Uber drivers get hijacked and murdered, and the murderer takes on the role of the Uber driver. He drives around picking up unsuspecting passengers and kills them in all kinds of creative ways. After a full night of stomach-churning mayhem, he abandons the car in a dark alley in Scarborough with the keys in the ignition, the engine running, headlights on, doors wide open. Nobody knows his identity. He walks into the darkness in waiting to kill again next year.

    It'd be terrifying. Nobody confirms the identity of their Uber driver, so a film like this would be like driving a stake into the heart of every moviegoer. That's cinema.
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    I don't have a direct response but I have a very important question. Do the murdered Uber passengers get their money refunded to their account?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shack View Post
    I don't have a direct response but I have a very important question. Do the murdered Uber passengers get their money refunded to their account?
    Hi there,

    We appreciate you letting us know about this. Looking at your account, we notice that you have made a significant number of requests for refunds and adjustments. Because of this, we are unable to provide you with a price adjustment.

    If you have problems with your ride, feel free to rate and leave feedback for your driver in the Uber app. The feedback you provide will help us work with drivers and improve the experience.

    Thanks for your understanding. Should you have other inquiries, don’t hesitate to contact us back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvyeah View Post
    Hi there,

    We appreciate you letting us know about this. Looking at your account, we notice that you have made a significant number of requests for refunds and adjustments. Because of this, we are unable to provide you with a price adjustment.

    If you have problems with your ride, feel free to rate and leave feedback for your driver in the Uber app. The feedback you provide will help us work with drivers and improve the experience.

    Thanks for your understanding. Should you have other inquiries, don’t hesitate to contact us back.
    Wow. Even for a murdered person? Tough policy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shack View Post
    I don't have a direct response but I have a very important question. Do the murdered Uber passengers get their money refunded to their account?
    Yes, Uber has excellent customer support.

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    That plan lasts until he realizes that he can't take the drivers passengers without the drivers phone.
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    At least this is not another dad thread or is it?

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    I always wanted to make a prequel to the Big Lebowski, The Small Lebowski. Small Lebowski was jealous of his father's average sized cock, so much so that one day he murders his dad, cuts off his penis and forces a surgeon at gunpoint to replace his penis with his dad's. The movie ends with Medium Lebowski banging his mom with his dad's cock. There is another movie afterwards where Medium Lebowski steals a much larger penis and becomes the Big Lebowski, the movie also ends with him banging his mom.

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