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Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.”

Harry Neale, professional hockey coach: “Last year we couldn’t win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn’t think of anyplace else to play.”

Harry Neale (another great quote from him while on the phone with CFRB's Bill Stephenson, when asked, as a coach, what he thought would be needed for his team, the Vancouver Canucks, to beat the Montreal Canadiens in that evening's game. Neale: "How the hell should I know, I've never beat them."

Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver: “Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.”

Doug Sanders, professional golfer: “I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch on Tuesday, everything will be perfect.”

Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers pitcher: “All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there is a fat guy doing great. Bring me another beer.’”

Tommy Lasorda , Los Angeles Dodgers manager: “I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”

E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”

RockyDarts, TERB analyst on football innovations: "They should eliminate field goals."

Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.”

Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles: “I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.”

John Breen, Houston Oilers: “We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.”

Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons: “The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.”

Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher: “When I’m on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.”

Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon: “Because if it didn’t work out, I didn’t want to blow the whole day.”

Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach: “I have a lifetime contract. That means I can’t be fired during the third quarter if we’re ahead and moving the ball.”

Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game: “I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday.”

Bill Walton, Portland Trail Blazers: “I learned a long time ago that ‘minor surgery’ is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.”

George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores: “Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.”

Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach: “The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.”

And you thought Yogi Berra was the only one whose mind worked this way…
 

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John Mckay when asked about the teams execution in their winless season responded “I think it is a good idea”

Former Montana Tech football coach Bob Green after a close loss “It's kinda like watching your mother-in-law go off a cliff in your brand new Cadillac. You got mixed feelings”

George Best "I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted."

Charles Barkley speaking to a judge on if he regretted throwing a man through a barroom window in 1997 "I regret we weren't on a higher floor."

Muhammed Ali "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you."

Bob Ueker "I led the league in 'Go get 'em next time.'"

Shannon Sharpe "People say, ‘Since you got rich and famous, you’ve become insufferable.’ I say, ‘That’s not true. I’ve always been insufferable."
 

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YOGI


A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

You can observe a lot by watching.

We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.

It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

The future ain’t what it used to be.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.

I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
 

Nad Smith

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asked to go to a certain restaurant with teammates..Yogi says "nobody goes there anymore, it is too crowded"
 

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Jim Mora
PLAYOFFS, don't talk about playoffs you kidding me, PLAYOFFS, I just hope we can win another game

Mike Singletary
I would rather play with 10 people and get penalized all the way until we gotta do something else, rather than play with 11 when I know right now that person is not sold out to be a part of this team, it is more about them than it is about the team. Can not play with them, can not win with them, can not coach with them, can't do it. I WANT WINNERS.

Dennis Green
THE BEARS ARE WHO WHAT WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, THATS WHY WE TOOK THE DAMN FIELD, IF YOU WANNA CROWN THEM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS BUT THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK

Herm Edwards
You play to win the game, Hello
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
 

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Jim Mora
PLAYOFFS, don't talk about playoffs you kidding me, PLAYOFFS, I just hope we can win another game

Mike Singletary
I would rather play with 10 people and get penalized all the way until we gotta do something else, rather than play with 11 when I know right now that person is not sold out to be a part of this team, it is more about them than it is about the team. Can not play with them, can not win with them, can not coach with them, can't do it. I WANT WINNERS.

Dennis Green
THE BEARS ARE WHO WHAT WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, THATS WHY WE TOOK THE DAMN FIELD, IF YOU WANNA CROWN THEM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS BUT THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK

Herm Edwards
You play to win the game, Hello
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
Those are all classic quotes, but I think each one became memorable when watching as opposed to reading them because of how they were delivered. Hearing the emotion in their voice, the banging of the dais, the inflections of their voices etc. I can picture each one.
 

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Those are all classic quotes, but I think each one became memorable when watching as opposed to reading them because of how they were delivered. Hearing the emotion in their voice, the banging of the dais, the inflections of their voices etc. I can picture each one.
Yes, out of those Dennis Green slapping the microphone then storming off Mike Singletary are my two faves.
Jim Mora has had some funny rants/quotes.
 

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My favourite:"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face".---Mike Tyson.
 

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The one that always gets me is the comment Brent Musberger made during a sideline clearing brawl between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Oakland Raiders. Never have I seen anything so violent, it eventually got into the courts with comments of criminal behaviour in the NFL, by the prosecutor.

The brawl started when Ernie Holmes did a helmet to helmet late hit on Ken Stabler. Musburger said, "there's a discussion on the field".
 

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“Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it.” - George Foreman
 

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Hopefully with my face in a pussy
Bobby Knight, when asked why his teams didn't have a moment of prayer before a game; "I don't think God cares about college basketball. If he did those cheating bastards at Kentucky State never would have won a game."
 
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