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    What are the most memorable quote(s) from SP(s) and MA(s) that you remember?

    2 that are forever etched in my mind, for different reasons . Can be verbal or through texts/emails.

    #1: There are no restrictions that money can't resolve

    #2: I am down for DP and Pig Roast. I asked her wtf is pig roast and she explained the concept and it turns out it is spitroast lol.

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    Most memorable quotes...

    1) Hey! 🙂
    2) Come up!
    3) How has your day/night/weekend been?
    4) Hh or h?
    5) That feels good/Don't Stop!
    6) Oh God! /Mon Dieu!/Right there!
    7) I'm Coming! 😇
    8) Can't believe where the time went
    9) Where are my panties?
    10) Any big plans for the rest of the day/night/weekend?
    11) Bye! 💋
    12) Hey! 🙂

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    "cum f my a-- cowboy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by canabiz View Post
    2 that are forever etched in my mind, for different reasons . Can be verbal or through texts/emails.

    #1: There are no restrictions that money can't resolve

    #2: I am down for DP and Pig Roast. I asked her wtf is pig roast and she explained the concept and it turns out it is spitroast lol.
    With a sp that wanted me to choke her, I'd choke her with medium pressure to begin with and she'd tap my arms, so I'd ease up on the pressure. She later told me : "one tap means more, two tap means less".

    She was pretty wild ehe

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    "Spank my pussy and I'll come for you!"...and I did... and she did...

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    “Look into my eyes and tell me you love me, and make it convincing”.
    #MTGA

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    She said, "A guy texted me and asked what he could get for $80. I told him 'Maybe a goat...in Uganda?' "

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    ''Do you want me to swallow ?''

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    Independent MA after the flip. " you have a permit to carry that thing?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poolasaurus View Post
    “Look into my eyes and tell me you love me, and make it convincing”.
    Wow. Ahaha ! The make it convincing part is hilarious.

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    Me, during post-orgasmic bliss: "Boy, it's so nice to be able to call up a woman and get sex when needed"
    Her, almost before I finished the sentence: "Yay for whores!!!"

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    "spit on my cunt" from an innocent looking, new to biz (2 weeks in) 19 yr old MA. Kinda shocked me but I complied. She said that turned her on when watching porn and wanted to try it. Seemed to have same effect on her in person.

    "I like that sometimes" An older milf MA after FS at a place that no longer exists but was HJ only. My first FS at an MP in Ottawa. Sometimes became every time I saw her.

    "My boyfriend hasn't fucked me in a while and I really need it". Indy who really got it that visit lol

    "That was good but I really cum hard when you fuck my ass". Indy escort, she did.
    swollen member

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    At a MP definitely top 3 weirdest encounters

    After a lot of flirting and finger action

    MA: Do you have a condom I really want to fuck you?
    Me: No sorry, do you?
    MA: No
    MA: How about this? (pulls out a latex glove I guess they use for prostate massage)
    Me: What are you going to do with that?
    MA: (she puts my dick in the middle finger of the latex glove and climbs on top of me) That is what I needed.

    After that I started using the phrase "I'm 'fuck you with a rubber glove' horny"

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