Guy at a pub goes for a pee. Another guy comes in for a pee in the next urinal. First guy looks over and checks out the other guys penis and sees four dots on his dick and says what are those dots. Second guy says, when I get a hard-on they spell LOVE. Second guy checks out first guys penis and also sees four dots and asks what are those dots? First guy says when I get a hard-on they spell I LOVE YOU BABY!!!
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Wife asks husband to pass her a tube of lip balm. He mistakenly gives her a tube of super glue. She hasn't spoken to him since.
The Thunberg siblings do math test.
The question : 5-7+2=?
- I don't understand that, it's not that easy like the climate change - said the younger Thunberg.
- I can explain it easily. I'm just 16 but my logic is unquestionable and unbeatable as always!- said Greta the less dumb.
So listen and learn:
- If there are 5 people on the bus, and 7 of them get off, 2 have to get back on in order to have no one on the bus.
The question : 5-7+2=?
- I don't understand that, it's not that easy like the climate change - said the younger Thunberg.
- I can explain it easily. I'm just 16 but my logic is unquestionable and unbeatable as always!- said Greta the less dumb.
So listen and learn:
- If there are 5 people on the bus, and 7 of them get off, 2 have to get back on in order to have no one on the bus.
guy dies and goes to hell and starts crying and wailing...
the devil comes up and asks him what the problem is
guy says I gotta stay here for all eternity
devil says its not so bad, on Mondays we gamble...horses, cards, roulette
guy says ok not so bad
devil says on Teusdays we drink all day. beer wine scotch vodka
guy says hhmmm sounds good
devil says on Wednesday we take drugs, ..pot, cocaine, anything you want
devil says....by the way are you gay
guy says no no not gay
devil says,,,sorry but you,re gonna hate Thursdays
the devil comes up and asks him what the problem is
guy says I gotta stay here for all eternity
devil says its not so bad, on Mondays we gamble...horses, cards, roulette
guy says ok not so bad
devil says on Teusdays we drink all day. beer wine scotch vodka
guy says hhmmm sounds good
devil says on Wednesday we take drugs, ..pot, cocaine, anything you want
devil says....by the way are you gay
guy says no no not gay
devil says,,,sorry but you,re gonna hate Thursdays
