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Trump releases photo of hero dog injured in Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi raid

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Awww what a sweetheart. Baghdeady saw the dog coming at him in the tunnel and started whimpering. Libtards will now be angry because Trump released the picture of the dog.




Who’s a good boy?

President Trump answered that question Monday afternoon when he tweeted a photo of the U.S. military dog injured in the raid that claimed the life of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
The hero dog -- name still a mystery -- was unveiled in a tweet, reading: “We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!”
The photo was released hours after Army Gen. Mark A. Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told reporters during a briefing Monday that the dog “performed a tremendous service” and was “slightly wounded” but is now “fully recovering.”

The dog has “returned to duty” and is back “with its handler,” he said.
Trump first revealed Sunday that military dogs chased al-Baghdadi down a dark underground tunnel before the terrorist leader detonated a suicide vest.
Defense Secretary Mark Esper, along with Milley, held the briefing Monday to discuss details of the raid, saying no U.S. troops were killed in the operation. The officials also confirmed that videos and photos of the raid exist.

“We do have videos, photos,” Milley said. “We’re not prepared at this time to release those. They’re going through a declassification process.” Both Trump and the officials indicated Monday that footage could be released at some stage.

Milley also said service members obtained certain “material” during the raid, but said, “I don't want to say exactly what or how much." Further, he confirmed that two adult men were captured alive from the compound and have been taken to a "secure facility."
The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff confirmed that the disposal of al-Baghdadi’s remains “is complete and was handled appropriately.”

A source told Fox News on Monday the remains were buried at sea – the same approach used with Al Qaeda mastermind Usama bin Laden to prevent a grave from becoming a rallying point or shrine for followers.
The death of al-Baghdadi was a milestone in the fight against ISIS, which brutalized swaths of Syria and Iraq and sought to direct a global campaign from a self-declared "caliphate." A yearslong campaign by American and allied forces led to the recapture of the group's territorial holding, but its violent ideology has continued to inspire attacks.

“Baghdadi and the thugs who followed him were responsible for some of the most brutal atrocities of our time,” Esper said. “His death marks a devastating blow for the remnants of ISIS who are now deprived of their inspirational leader following the destruction of their physical caliphate earlier this year.”

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-photo-dog-al-baghdadi-raid
 

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Damn, Trump outed the Pooch! How is he suppose to work undercover, now?
 

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Trump will probably put him in his cabinet, the dog would be the perfect secretary of something as he can't talk back and has absolute blind loyalty no matter what kind of an asshole his boss is.
 

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U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.


Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.

"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."

Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.

The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."

Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned.

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That’s funny
 

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Trump will probably put him in his cabinet, the dog would be the perfect secretary of something as he can't talk back and has absolute blind loyalty no matter what kind of an asshole his boss is.
Total bullshit. The dog hasn't sniffed Republican ass for years like the rest of Trump's cabinet.

And the dog is smarter than Betsy Devos and Ben Carson put together.

Dog will probably sign up for the Democratic Party presidential primaries and emerge as the new front runner.
 

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u.s.—everyone praised the classified "hero dog" for taking down isis leader abu bakr al-baghdadi.


everyone, that is, except cnn, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, cnn found a picture of the hero dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.

"oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one german shepherd who attended old yaler obedience school with the hero dog, according to a cnn report. "he was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."

troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the surprise sniffarooski and the canine's triangle.

The dog has issued a statement: "i like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but i never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."

democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of baghdadi to be overturned.

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lol !!!!
 

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U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
… [see the piece from Babylon Bee above] …

Satire
You have such a lengthy and admirable record of posting accurate quotes with links to actual news-stories using Story. When you post a deliberate fiction, I think you owe your readership a different tag.

I hope you approve of my 'fix, or something like it.
 
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