Glad you saw the humor in my post.While they're at it, anybody who reclines their seat during a short haul flight should have a cup of hot coffee thrown in their lap.
Any person who puts both pieces of carry-on in the overhead should be forced to choose which of their carry-on bags the remaining passengers will get to release bodily fluids into.
Any person (who isn't blind/autistic/suffering from PTSD) who claims to require a "support animal" should have their right to fly revoked for the duration of that animal's life.
Any person who removes their shoes during flight should be forced to wear their shoes on the opposite feet from the time that they disembark the airplane until the time that they exit the airport.
Any person who insists on flatulating while sitting in their seat (rather than getting up and going to the bathroom) should be lined up against the wall and shot upon landing.
I have so many airplane/airport stories they could fill a book. Here is just one.
While we were still on the ground waiting for takeoff we were asked to buckle up which I did. The young woman (probably early 20's) on my left to asked me to buckle her up.