It is becoming more difficult to have a conversation with Liberals these days. They just start talking with their righteous attitudes and the conversation goes nowhere.
That's why I've the developed a few tips when caught in a situation whereby you find yourself in a conversation with a Liberal and want to stop listening to whiny, self-serving gibberish:
Tip #1:
When they start preaching about the environment, start singing The Banana Boat Song (Day O)...if they ask why you are singing that, just say it's a Liberal anthem and to keep talking while you sing. (get louder the more they try and speak to you)
Tip #2:
If they start talking about equality for women and Feminism, start groping them immediately (regardless if they are male or female). Then get someone to carry them away and replace them with someone who will just listen to you and not talk back.
Tip #3:
If they start talking about racism and immigration, politely ask them to pause and tell them you need to put your black-face on so you can really sympathize with them while they preach to you. If they ask you why you are wearing black-face, just say "sorry-not sorry"...and start singing Day O.
Tip #4:
End every conversation by telling them to give you $100. When they ask why, say you'll give them back $50 after you Greek them.
It's that easy to get on a wavelength they can understand.
Sunny Ways my friends, sunny ways!
You're welcome.
That's why I've the developed a few tips when caught in a situation whereby you find yourself in a conversation with a Liberal and want to stop listening to whiny, self-serving gibberish:
Tip #1:
When they start preaching about the environment, start singing The Banana Boat Song (Day O)...if they ask why you are singing that, just say it's a Liberal anthem and to keep talking while you sing. (get louder the more they try and speak to you)
Tip #2:
If they start talking about equality for women and Feminism, start groping them immediately (regardless if they are male or female). Then get someone to carry them away and replace them with someone who will just listen to you and not talk back.
Tip #3:
If they start talking about racism and immigration, politely ask them to pause and tell them you need to put your black-face on so you can really sympathize with them while they preach to you. If they ask you why you are wearing black-face, just say "sorry-not sorry"...and start singing Day O.
Tip #4:
End every conversation by telling them to give you $100. When they ask why, say you'll give them back $50 after you Greek them.
It's that easy to get on a wavelength they can understand.
Sunny Ways my friends, sunny ways!
You're welcome.