Mitch Marner's Girlfriend

She’s pretty.

Would Bang.

glamphotographer said:

Bet you that they will get be getting laid tonight celebrating the new contract.

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They should both wear a mouth guard.Teeth clashing could be problematic

He would have wound up somewhere, with an equally generous contract (by all accounts), so I am sure he was going to get laid regardless.

sp free said:

Would Bang.

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That statement means nothing. What is important is would she bang you.

Cheers,

Good looking lady there and so are the groupies that perpetually hit on the players on the road. These groupies know what hotels the athletes stay .

jalimon said:

That statement means nothing. What is important is would she bang you.

Cheers,

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I do not see a path.

You do know that Mitchie reads these boards don't you?

Me?

If so, Mitch, the skinny pants with loafers and no socks look it’s a really bad one. You know how you laugh at people’s hair from the 80’s?

It’s like that.

lomotil said:

so are the groupies that perpetually hit on the players on the road.

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Groupie sex is a high risk activity for celebrities. Could end up being sued and/or in prison.

Mitchie says hi and thanks you for coming.

superstar_88 said:

Mitchie says hi and thanks you for coming.

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Ask him if I can borrow $1 Million.

Many NHL player girlfriends/wives look like porn stars. She is no exception.

Mitch Marner could hobby everyday in TO. He may get the urge to slum it and go for some TO skanks.

GameBoy27 said:

Many NHL player girlfriends/wives look like porn stars. She is no exception.

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She definitely won the cock lottery.

He can afford to upgrade now.

Marner would be wise not to marry if the lady refuses to not sign an ironclad prenup.