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Mishman527

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3000 miles?? What the heck does that even mean?
What the heck is a mile of pussy??? :yell:
Either post something that makes sense or remove your post.
 

luvyeah

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Does not every thrust count?
Is not your score simply the distance of how much your pecker moves inside a pussy?

It would be dependent if you go balls deep all the time and generally how long your cock is.
For each thrust do you go all the way in and all the way out, then you could just measure your length and rate of thrust.
If you take shorter thrusts, well it gets more complicated, because then you need to record the average thrust length and time to finish.

It would be nice to express this in terms of a rate of change - and just keep an average to compare. As it will change with age and general physical health.

If anyone has the time or interest, I encourage you to pursue this quantitative analysis.

I'm sure it would be groundbreaking, adding this type of knowledge to the scientific community would reap you great rewards, I'm sure of it.
 

Westender

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I was always taught that 8 inches forward and 8 inches back is still nowhere no matter how much you enjoyed the trip
 

luvyeah

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I was always taught that 8 inches forward and 8 inches back is still nowhere no matter how much you enjoyed the trip
right, we'll have to ignore direction
 

Mr Deeds

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3000 miles = 190080000 inches
So spacey has fucked 18.4% of the female population.
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Not to mention the cost of fucking 18% of the female population. I think the only mileage s.a has put on his dick is with his own right hand
 

bluecolt

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Not to mention the cost of fucking 18% of the female population. I think the only mileage s.a has put on his dick is with his own right hand
Good God, Mr Deeds. Could you imagine how hairy his hands would be?
 

lomotil

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Quality over quantity, I came twice recently without going soft, absolutely 100 million light years from home.
 

dr tongue

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Pussy Math

My dick has gone through 3000 miles of pussies.
A 1996 study by Pendergrass et al., using vinyl polysiloxane castings taken from the vaginas of 39 Caucasian women, found the following ranges of dimensions lengths (measured using rods): 6.9 to 15 cm (2.7 to 5.9 in). Therefore the average length is about 3 inches. There are 63,360 inches in a mile. Therefore our Spacealien has fucked approximately 63,360,000 pussies. Since the square of the hair equals the angle of the dangle, my guess is that his dick looks like chopped hamburger meat, or he likes to exaggerate on a "Trumpian" level.
 

J.A. Prufrock

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A 1996 study by Pendergrass et al., using vinyl polysiloxane castings taken from the vaginas of 39 Caucasian women, found the following ranges of dimensions lengths (measured using rods): 6.9 to 15 cm (2.7 to 5.9 in). Therefore the average length is about 3 inches. There are 63,360 inches in a mile. Therefore our Spacealien has fucked approximately 63,360,000 pussies. Since the square of the hair equals the angle of the dangle, my guess is that his dick looks like chopped hamburger meat, or he likes to exaggerate on a "Trumpian" level.
Seriously? They found 39 women willing to have some type of silicon plaster poured into their pussies and hardened before removal?
 

Worf

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Seriously? They found 39 women willing to have some type of silicon plaster poured into their pussies and hardened before removal?
Yup... would be much easier if they found 39 women willing to be fucked by an 8 inch penis and then first measuring the length of the penis before entering and then measuring the length on the outside after maximum penetration. Then subtract the 2.
 

billie69

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To quote David Duchovny from his show Californication regarding depth “The tip counts”. I hope that settles the issue as I regard his fictional character as an authority on the subject.
 
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