The new additions are Kristen, who completely took me by surprise, and Anna.
Here then is the updated El Kabong ratings list.
1. Kristen – Very petite, very bubbly, very responsive, very giving and very caring. Of all the girlfriend experiences I’ve ever had, Kristen seems the most like a real girlfriend. I think she's somewhat older than the age quoted in her ad but that's OK, I prefer women in their 30s and older.
2. Karyn Svensen – Amazing sessions with a great lady who reads all of my desires like a book and responds perfectly. She is the only woman who has ever fulfilled my Becky Lynch fantasies. Doesn’t seem to be available very often.
3. Naughty Natalie – Two of the best sessions I’ve ever had from an SP. She’s gorgeous and smart. Now retired.
4. Alex Grenyait - Beautiful, smart and a terrific lover. If you’ve ever fantasized about 40+ movie stars like Michelle Pfeiffer or Kim Basinger, Alex is the woman for you.
5. Meg O’Ryan - And if you’ve ever fantasized about the beautiful MILF next door, Meg is wonderful.
6. Amber (aka The Red MILF) - Beautiful, smart and very talented. Now known as Ruby Lust.
7. Sayori – Best ever beyond GFE massage.
8. Sweet Emily J - Totally enjoyable experiences with a great girl next door type.
9. Sasha May – Also totally enjoyable experiences with a great girl next door type.
10. Camryn Lee – Superb beyond GFE massage.
11. Porsche – Beautiful, smart and very sexy MILF MA. Has disappeared from AT/PS so may have retired.
12. Jessy Celeste – Perhaps my most intense session ever. Only negative was that while she
advertised a non-smoking environment, I could taste cigarettes in her DFK (which, otherwise, was fabulous).
13. Adorable Ashley – Beautiful, friendly and great in bed.
14. Parker - Smart, girl-next-door type with a nice personality and excellent skills. Update: This rating is based on a couple of visits from several years ago when she was in Hull. More recently, though, the negative attitudes she’s expressed on Twitter have scared me away. I think she may have retired.
15. Molly – So much better in her new incall than at Body Basic. Truly excellent.
16. Delilah Rose (now known as Inara) – A very enjoyable session with a lovely girl.
17. Miss Katherine - I’ve read that she can be hit or miss. With me she was excellent. Haven’t seen her ads in a long time so she may have left town or retired.
18. Lany - Excellent slippery beyond GFE massage.
19. Stacy Starr - Also an excellent beyond GFE massage session.
20. Farrah – Yet another excellent beyond GFE massage artist. Older than most of the Paradise Spa ladies, but one of the best. Now independent.
21. Jessica - Several excellent GFE+ sessions when she was independent.
22. Vicky French - A nice session with a bright, attractive lady. I was a bit disappointed by the kissing, though. DFK is a favorite thing for me but it was really LFK at best.
23. Sexy Rebecca – Good girl next door type.
24. Lea Lourdes – A good GFE massage that would have been great had the kissing actually been DFK.
25. Chantal Lee – Also a good GFE massage that would have been great had the kissing actually been DFK.
26. Kandice – A pleasant GFE massage, but no fireworks.
27. Anna – Another pleasant GFE massage with no fireworks.
28. Jennifer Jade - OK session with (borderline BBW) MILF next door.
29. Leigh Munroe - OK session with now retired MILF. I was disappointed by the strong taste of her cigarettes during DFK and it would have been better had she not talked so much. I do enjoy conversation but she just went on and on.
30. Maya @ AT - A walk on the wild side. I’m glad I experienced it once but am not really into what she’s into.
31. Nala - A pleasant experience with an extremely tall ebony girl. Very nice but a little too passive to make me want to repeat.
32. Isa – A nice massage with DFK.
33. Hunter – Based on her photos and communications beforehand, this was a session I looked forward to with great anticipation. Hunter is quite beautiful and friendly and at $300 per hour I expected a fabulous session at her private incall location. What I got was average service with patter that sounded totally rehearsed.
34. Talia Ciara - She’s beautiful and nice and the session was OK, but I didn’t connect with her. So safe that even fingers that want to explore got covered. Seems to have disappeared from the scene so she may have retired.
35. Robyn – Good, teasing massage that did not, in any way, rise to what I would consider GFE.
36. Sacha – She is a beautiful MILF (advertises on BP as German) but seems like she’s just going through the motions.
37. Alexa de la Rosa – One of the most disappointing sessions ever. Alexa is quite beautiful and based on her website and texts I had high hopes for a fabulous visit -- and since $330 was the most I had ever paid for a 1-hour session, I fully expected a fabulous visit. I specified in my first text that I was interested in a GFE session with lots of DFK. It was only after I paid $330 for the hour visit that she told me she never kisses. Massage at the beginning, CBJ and FS were OK but not inspired and there was no offer of cuddling after. My $330 hour lasted precisely 36 minutes. If she had dealt with me honestly and informed me that she does not kiss (after I specifically mentioned I was interested in lots of DFK) and that she does not offer a GFE service, or better yet, mentioned her restrictions on her website, I wouldn’t have booked with her. In terms of value received for amount paid, this was my worst experience ever. I might be sounding harsh here, but based on my experience with her I think she’s a fraud.
38. ElissaMarie (now known as Sasha Amada) - I was very attracted by her hot photos (face obscured) on BP and her website. In person she’s a HUGE disappointment. Not attractive and totally passive. Paid for an hour and left after less than 20 minutes. Felt ripped off.
39. Victoria Banks - She’s very beautiful but very strange. She goes from welcoming to hostile suddenly, without warning and without reason. I tried making some small talk when I arrived. "I’m not your fucking therapist, I’m just here to make you cum," she said in a nasty tone of voice. Paid for an hour and was also out of there in less than 20 feeling ripped off.
Here then is the updated El Kabong ratings list.
1. Kristen – Very petite, very bubbly, very responsive, very giving and very caring. Of all the girlfriend experiences I’ve ever had, Kristen seems the most like a real girlfriend. I think she's somewhat older than the age quoted in her ad but that's OK, I prefer women in their 30s and older.
2. Karyn Svensen – Amazing sessions with a great lady who reads all of my desires like a book and responds perfectly. She is the only woman who has ever fulfilled my Becky Lynch fantasies. Doesn’t seem to be available very often.
3. Naughty Natalie – Two of the best sessions I’ve ever had from an SP. She’s gorgeous and smart. Now retired.
4. Alex Grenyait - Beautiful, smart and a terrific lover. If you’ve ever fantasized about 40+ movie stars like Michelle Pfeiffer or Kim Basinger, Alex is the woman for you.
5. Meg O’Ryan - And if you’ve ever fantasized about the beautiful MILF next door, Meg is wonderful.
6. Amber (aka The Red MILF) - Beautiful, smart and very talented. Now known as Ruby Lust.
7. Sayori – Best ever beyond GFE massage.
8. Sweet Emily J - Totally enjoyable experiences with a great girl next door type.
9. Sasha May – Also totally enjoyable experiences with a great girl next door type.
10. Camryn Lee – Superb beyond GFE massage.
11. Porsche – Beautiful, smart and very sexy MILF MA. Has disappeared from AT/PS so may have retired.
12. Jessy Celeste – Perhaps my most intense session ever. Only negative was that while she
advertised a non-smoking environment, I could taste cigarettes in her DFK (which, otherwise, was fabulous).
13. Adorable Ashley – Beautiful, friendly and great in bed.
14. Parker - Smart, girl-next-door type with a nice personality and excellent skills. Update: This rating is based on a couple of visits from several years ago when she was in Hull. More recently, though, the negative attitudes she’s expressed on Twitter have scared me away. I think she may have retired.
15. Molly – So much better in her new incall than at Body Basic. Truly excellent.
16. Delilah Rose (now known as Inara) – A very enjoyable session with a lovely girl.
17. Miss Katherine - I’ve read that she can be hit or miss. With me she was excellent. Haven’t seen her ads in a long time so she may have left town or retired.
18. Lany - Excellent slippery beyond GFE massage.
19. Stacy Starr - Also an excellent beyond GFE massage session.
20. Farrah – Yet another excellent beyond GFE massage artist. Older than most of the Paradise Spa ladies, but one of the best. Now independent.
21. Jessica - Several excellent GFE+ sessions when she was independent.
22. Vicky French - A nice session with a bright, attractive lady. I was a bit disappointed by the kissing, though. DFK is a favorite thing for me but it was really LFK at best.
23. Sexy Rebecca – Good girl next door type.
24. Lea Lourdes – A good GFE massage that would have been great had the kissing actually been DFK.
25. Chantal Lee – Also a good GFE massage that would have been great had the kissing actually been DFK.
26. Kandice – A pleasant GFE massage, but no fireworks.
27. Anna – Another pleasant GFE massage with no fireworks.
28. Jennifer Jade - OK session with (borderline BBW) MILF next door.
29. Leigh Munroe - OK session with now retired MILF. I was disappointed by the strong taste of her cigarettes during DFK and it would have been better had she not talked so much. I do enjoy conversation but she just went on and on.
30. Maya @ AT - A walk on the wild side. I’m glad I experienced it once but am not really into what she’s into.
31. Nala - A pleasant experience with an extremely tall ebony girl. Very nice but a little too passive to make me want to repeat.
32. Isa – A nice massage with DFK.
33. Hunter – Based on her photos and communications beforehand, this was a session I looked forward to with great anticipation. Hunter is quite beautiful and friendly and at $300 per hour I expected a fabulous session at her private incall location. What I got was average service with patter that sounded totally rehearsed.
34. Talia Ciara - She’s beautiful and nice and the session was OK, but I didn’t connect with her. So safe that even fingers that want to explore got covered. Seems to have disappeared from the scene so she may have retired.
35. Robyn – Good, teasing massage that did not, in any way, rise to what I would consider GFE.
36. Sacha – She is a beautiful MILF (advertises on BP as German) but seems like she’s just going through the motions.
37. Alexa de la Rosa – One of the most disappointing sessions ever. Alexa is quite beautiful and based on her website and texts I had high hopes for a fabulous visit -- and since $330 was the most I had ever paid for a 1-hour session, I fully expected a fabulous visit. I specified in my first text that I was interested in a GFE session with lots of DFK. It was only after I paid $330 for the hour visit that she told me she never kisses. Massage at the beginning, CBJ and FS were OK but not inspired and there was no offer of cuddling after. My $330 hour lasted precisely 36 minutes. If she had dealt with me honestly and informed me that she does not kiss (after I specifically mentioned I was interested in lots of DFK) and that she does not offer a GFE service, or better yet, mentioned her restrictions on her website, I wouldn’t have booked with her. In terms of value received for amount paid, this was my worst experience ever. I might be sounding harsh here, but based on my experience with her I think she’s a fraud.
38. ElissaMarie (now known as Sasha Amada) - I was very attracted by her hot photos (face obscured) on BP and her website. In person she’s a HUGE disappointment. Not attractive and totally passive. Paid for an hour and left after less than 20 minutes. Felt ripped off.
39. Victoria Banks - She’s very beautiful but very strange. She goes from welcoming to hostile suddenly, without warning and without reason. I tried making some small talk when I arrived. "I’m not your fucking therapist, I’m just here to make you cum," she said in a nasty tone of voice. Paid for an hour and was also out of there in less than 20 feeling ripped off.
