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    Woodbine Casino

    I don’t gamble but my friend loves playing blackjack and she’s pretty good at it. She wants to go visit this place. Has anyone been to this casino and, if so, what are your thoughts? How big is it (in relation to say Niagara or Rama)? How many blackjack tables are there? Thanks in advance.

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    She's pretty good at it? What does that mean? She is an extremely good card counter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superstar_88 View Post
    She's pretty good at it? What does that mean? She is an extremely good card counter?
    No, she doesn't count cards. She uses intuition and a strategy she developed by watching a video on how to play by Telly Savalas. Wins about 70% of the time, but her key is knowing when to stop....either winning or losing.

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    there is probably around a dozen blackjack tables. you cant count cards as they use a continous shuffling machine that gets reloaded after expelling around 1 deck so its useless trying to count cards. because of this, best you can do is play basic strategy. everything is random so there is no 'system' that works 70% of time, ie progressive betting etc...
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    Quote Originally Posted by babyfinsta View Post
    there is probably around a dozen blackjack tables. you cant count cards as they use a continous shuffling machine that gets reloaded after expelling around 1 deck so its useless trying to count cards. because of this, best you can do is play basic strategy. everything is random so there is no 'system' that works 70% of time, ie progressive betting etc...
    Thanks, I’ll let her know. When I say she wins 70% of the time, I mean she comes out ahead on average about 7 out of 10 visits. Sometimes she wins $50, sometimes more. The most she’s ever won is about $500. Call it luck or whatever but she wins more often than she loses. She sets a limit of $200, if she loses that she’s out of there.

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    Here are some useful information, it’s a horrible casino experience (tables are very close to each other, the floor has an office cubicles feeling, very tight, not open like Niagara), lots of people play behind you due to the fact that the table min is $25 at 1 in the afternoon... go in the evening and 1/2 the tables are $50. 8 deck continuous shuffler, side bets are meh but they offer blazing 7. I think your friend is trying to say that if she ups she leaves and if she has a set loss limit she can control herself unlike must degenerates. But yeah to sum it up you’re expecting $25 minimums and a pretty shitty casino experience.

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    Ahahah classic gambler.

    My mom always said she was "up", but logically the house always wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard.TO View Post
    No, she doesn't count cards. She uses intuition and a strategy she developed by watching a video on how to play by Telly Savalas. Wins about 70% of the time, but her key is knowing when to stop....either winning or losing.
    You are delusional if you think she has a winning strategy without counting cards. Intuition and Telly Savalas? The casino loves her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superstar_88 View Post
    You are delusional if you think she has a winning strategy without counting cards. Intuition and Telly Savalas? The casino loves her.
    to quote telly savalas 'who loves you baby?'
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    I thought nobody goes to casinos today, everyone's into playing blackjack online huh. To tell the truth Woodbine Casino is a nice place to go, I highly recommend visiting it even without a girlfriend.

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    they don't like me at their casinos cause i lose to much money



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    I find casinos a fun social experience. Love em, here, the islands, Vegas. I too win 7 out of 10 times. 7 times I win $100 and 3 times I lose $300. House always wins.
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    You're a realist. The delusional only remember the 7 wins and call it a success.

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