Agency incall SPs and stinky pussies (no showering)

When "Blow n' go" is your best option.

My first day of hobbying... it was a strip club in Chicago. That girl stuffed her pussy in my face and my god. That smell. She was really cute though. What was her name, Honey? Catchy name.

You can't tell the girl because she won't take it well. You can't post about it on here because white knights will try to discredit you and say you have something against the girl. Then the girl and/or the agency will badmouth you. Remember there was a thread a few months ago that HPL did not wash their towels between each use!

Well there you go - eating pussy is always not a good idea unless you are in a monogamous relationship. Yet another reason not to do it. Which is a shame but HPV virus is NOT your friend and you will get cancer.

Not necessarily. Sometimes we just don't feel comfy being naked showing someone out at end of session, and we may not want to throw on clean clothes until we've showered.

legendspirit said:

If the lady is putting on the same clothes afterwards is that pretty much a telltale sign that she will definitely not be showering?

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What to do if her pussy stinks,
Despite the fact she's quite the minx?
For this the mind boggles,
So grab your snorkel and goggles,
And dive right in me thinks!

Pontywho said:

You asked her to float above the water in the shower, Jesus style, and she hadn’t so you walked out?

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If she had walked on the water I'd be in Church on Sunday for the first time in my life. The fact she lied about showering is why I left. I shower every time in the incall and I expect the same in return.

Girls who do nonsense like this are bottom of the barrel trash.

Kifarurx said:

I've encountered the unfresh smell from both agency and Indie ladies. It's awkward but I toughed it out but no repeat visit. The two that haunt me the most was one incredibly beautiful and highly rated indie lady with condom breath and another well rated agency lady with sour anus smell that hit me only when it was doggy style time. It's still a hobby trauma that lingers on....

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It's still a hobby trauma that lingers on....

Lol.

mark_m said:

It would be annoying to have to tell a SP to shower.

That's not my job.

It's like telling the car dealer to clean the car before selling it to you. It should be expected!

Bad hygiene is just an automatic no-repeat for me.

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I had a rotation of 3. One is going to be dropped. For this reason. She is a nice person and all, but she should know to freshen up. I am going to see her one last time out of courtesy because I have known her a long time. The bloom was fading from the rose, so to speak, but I have kind of lost interest, partly because of this. Nothing lasts forever. All 3 of them have some annoying quirks. But who doesn't? When the balance tilts to the negative it's time to politely duck out.