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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A vibrator with a battery
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
**(verses 6 - 10 in order)**
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve smelly cunts **(sung to tune of "Five golden rings")**
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A vibrator with a battery
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
**(verses 6 - 10 in order)**
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve smelly cunts **(sung to tune of "Five golden rings")**
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five f***ing whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
