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weekender99

Active member
Sep 16, 2011
149
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Good afternoon Gentlemen,

I met Vanessa after pre-booking an hour, two days in advance.
Good communication via text.
Discussed rates and restrictions.

I was informed; dfk, bbj, daty, msog, cob, 69, and "titty fuck", her words not mine, all included in the rate.

No greek, no cof. No problem, neither really interest me anyway.

Confirmed on the morning of, bit of chit chat, nice.
I was looking forward, although a little voice in the back of my mind kept whispering 'this feels too good to be true."

Hotel in the east end. lots of parking.
The same maid was in the hallway as I arrived and left, no biggie, its a hotel after all.

Greeted with a big smile and a peck, by a gorgeous blonde in a black silk robe and lingerie.
Were they her pictures? they could be, and probably are, but the pics arent recent.
She has several largish tattoo's that dont feature in the pics, and arent photo shopped out either.

We talked small for a while, which started to drag a little, we lay down, cuddled a bit, I attempted a little light and gentle kissing, but she was reluctant to engage, no lfk, let alone dfk, more interested in chatting...about nothing in particular.
When is this going to lift off? I thought, be patient, let everyone get comfortable.

She offers a massage, I'm not here for that I think, but why not if it'll get things moving a bit. "I'd like to see those" I say, gesturing towards her ample bosom, all in good time she replies, you have an hour.
Ok, great, she has a plan, I'll be seduced.
A so-so massage ends after about 10 mins and we're now almost 20 mins in, I can see the bedside clock.

She gets up loses bra and panties and I'm treated to a wonderful sight.

So here's a little about me.
I like slow smoldering build up, lots of foreplay and teasing, kissing is a key part of that.
When this happens I can go for hours, literally, not a brag, multiple positions, slow, fast, pounding or gentle.
I can also rub one out in five minutes flat when thats called for!

So rush me and I wont last long.

So this is where it goes downhill for me.
Im on my back and she dives straight onto my still limp dick,(we've had no foreplay remember) for bbbj, which is mediocre a bit mechanical, but quite furious!

She deftly positioned herself at all times where it was difficult for me reach her, other than her hair or wrists.
Then once I'm fully turgid she whips on a condom and mounts me and within a second is going at it full speed.
At this point I realize I will be separated from my semen and my banknotes in quick fashion.

I urge her to slow it down, several times, but it doesn't really, I also realize that again she positions herself so that I can barely reach those incredible breasts.
There are all kinds of things I want to explore before climax, but then I think msog, ok, this'll be the tension reliever and then we'll get creative.

So I surrender and explode.

We clean up, I get back from the bathroom after chucking the condom, and the robe is back on and the phone is in hand.
I still haven't kissed those wonderful breasts, and I attempt to, but a subtle arm goes up, and blocks me, then again, and again, and then she tells me she doesn't like having her boobs kissed.
Or touched, so my experience so far tells me.

"Really how come?" (accidental pun) "I just dont like it." she replies.
Hmmm, interesting choice of profession then.

I realize it's over, and we're at almost exactly 30 minutes, this can only get worse from here.
I am not one for starting an argument or demanding she make good on what she promised, that just kills the mood and feels pretty pathetic.

So I stand up put on my clothes, continue with the small talk which has gotten a little bizarre by this point, mainly about the weather, for example, she asks me what the weather in Russia is like?
How the fuck would I know, what even gave her the idea I might?

I keep it upbeat, pluck a couple of bills from the envelope I still have in my pocket, bringing the donation down to $20 over the hh fee.
I thank her for the delightful 30 minutes, and hand her the envelope, I see her consider for a second objecting to me cutting it short, or cutting her fee short and then thinking better of it.

We smile and I thank her again and leave on good terms.

Did I get laid, yes, is she hot, oh yes,
Would I repeat or recommend? No I would not.

Vanessa, no doubt, has enormous success with this technique.

So, to recap, no kissing, in fact, none of the acronyms above except the bbbj.
Disappointed. The little voice knew better...as he usually does!

She is not BBW, and if slightly larger than the pics I could barely tell.
She is curvy and natural with an amazing rack, one of the best I've never touched!
She was very pleasant, but it was clear that she has a process, and I was just another punter that would be subject to that process and that is not what I'm looking for.

You may be thinking, this might be a YMMV situation.
But I really dont think it is.

Here's why I dont think it is. I'm a well presented, well groomed professional, with impeccable hygiene, freshly showered, manicured, mouthwash, the works.
I'm respectful and courteous, easy going and while I'm no Adonis, I am above average looking, take care of myself and can carry a conversation on any topic. I make friends easily.

If Vanessa demonstrated half of the enthusiasm, interest, engagement and gave half the level of service as say, Cassidy Rose does, she would be my 'go to'.
I should have visited Cassidy as was my initial plan.

Vanessa's ad hooked me and I had to find out. Now I know, now you do too.

A few more salient details om those who have previously visited Vanessa and commented in the 411 section of this board may have led to me passing.
But then again it may not have.

Thank you gentlemen.

Apologies if this link isn't embedded correctly.
I'm not too tech savvy.


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...tawa_stunning_and_sweet_c_me_and_play-4361918
 

hoffa68

Member
Mar 18, 2013
496
19
18
I texted her yesterday and depending where she was, I was going to see her. After a little back and forth I got no response back about location. Radio silence. East would have been perfect. So good thing I didnt go see her.
 

whiteshaft

Been Around
Mar 15, 2014
1,783
251
83
Room 38DD
Good afternoon Gentlemen,

I met Vanessa after pre-booking an hour, two days in advance.
Good communication via text.
Discussed rates and restrictions.

I was informed; dfk, bbj, daty, msog, cob, 69, and "titty fuck", her words not mine, all included in the rate.

No greek, no cof. No problem, neither really interest me anyway.

Confirmed on the morning of, bit of chit chat, nice.
I was looking forward, although a little voice in the back of my mind kept whispering 'this feels too good to be true."

Hotel in the east end. lots of parking.
The same maid was in the hallway as I arrived and left, no biggie, its a hotel after all.

Greeted with a big smile and a peck, by a gorgeous blonde in a black silk robe and lingerie.
Were they her pictures? they could be, and probably are, but the pics arent recent.
She has several largish tattoo's that dont feature in the pics, and arent photo shopped out either.

We talked small for a while, which started to drag a little, we lay down, cuddled a bit, I attempted a little light and gentle kissing, but she was reluctant to engage, no lfk, let alone dfk, more interested in chatting...about nothing in particular.
When is this going to lift off? I thought, be patient, let everyone get comfortable.

She offers a massage, I'm not here for that I think, but why not if it'll get things moving a bit. "I'd like to see those" I say, gesturing towards her ample bosom, all in good time she replies, you have an hour.
Ok, great, she has a plan, I'll be seduced.
A so-so massage ends after about 10 mins and we're now almost 20 mins in, I can see the bedside clock.

She gets up loses bra and panties and I'm treated to a wonderful sight.

So here's a little about me.
I like slow smoldering build up, lots of foreplay and teasing, kissing is a key part of that.
When this happens I can go for hours, literally, not a brag, multiple positions, slow, fast, pounding or gentle.
I can also rub one out in five minutes flat when thats called for!

So rush me and I wont last long.

So this is where it goes downhill for me.
Im on my back and she dives straight onto my still limp dick,(we've had no foreplay remember) for bbbj, which is mediocre a bit mechanical, but quite furious!

She deftly positioned herself at all times where it was difficult for me reach her, other than her hair or wrists.
Then once I'm fully turgid she whips on a condom and mounts me and within a second is going at it full speed.
At this point I realize I will be separated from my semen and my banknotes in quick fashion.

I urge her to slow it down, several times, but it doesn't really, I also realize that again she positions herself so that I can barely reach those incredible breasts.
There are all kinds of things I want to explore before climax, but then I think msog, ok, this'll be the tension reliever and then we'll get creative.

So I surrender and explode.

We clean up, I get back from the bathroom after chucking the condom, and the robe is back on and the phone is in hand.
I still haven't kissed those wonderful breasts, and I attempt to, but a subtle arm goes up, and blocks me, then again, and again, and then she tells me she doesn't like having her boobs kissed.
Or touched, so my experience so far tells me.

"Really how come?" (accidental pun) "I just dont like it." she replies.
Hmmm, interesting choice of profession then.

I realize it's over, and we're at almost exactly 30 minutes, this can only get worse from here.
I am not one for starting an argument or demanding she make good on what she promised, that just kills the mood and feels pretty pathetic.

So I stand up put on my clothes, continue with the small talk which has gotten a little bizarre by this point, mainly about the weather, for example, she asks me what the weather in Russia is like?
How the fuck would I know, what even gave her the idea I might?

I keep it upbeat, pluck a couple of bills from the envelope I still have in my pocket, bringing the donation down to $20 over the hh fee.
I thank her for the delightful 30 minutes, and hand her the envelope, I see her consider for a second objecting to me cutting it short, or cutting her fee short and then thinking better of it.

We smile and I thank her again and leave on good terms.

Did I get laid, yes, is she hot, oh yes,
Would I repeat or recommend? No I would not.

Vanessa, no doubt, has enormous success with this technique.

So, to recap, no kissing, in fact, none of the acronyms above except the bbbj.
Disappointed. The little voice knew better...as he usually does!

She is not BBW, and if slightly larger than the pics I could barely tell.
She is curvy and natural with an amazing rack, one of the best I've never touched!
She was very pleasant, but it was clear that she has a process, and I was just another punter that would be subject to that process and that is not what I'm looking for.

You may be thinking, this might be a YMMV situation.
But I really dont think it is.

Here's why I dont think it is. I'm a well presented, well groomed professional, with impeccable hygiene, freshly showered, manicured, mouthwash, the works.
I'm respectful and courteous, easy going and while I'm no Adonis, I am above average looking, take care of myself and can carry a conversation on any topic. I make friends easily.

If Vanessa demonstrated half of the enthusiasm, interest, engagement and gave half the level of service as say, Cassidy Rose does, she would be my 'go to'.
I should have visited Cassidy as was my initial plan.

Vanessa's ad hooked me and I had to find out. Now I know, now you do too.

A few more salient details om those who have previously visited Vanessa and commented in the 411 section of this board may have led to me passing.
But then again it may not have.

Thank you gentlemen.

Apologies if this link isn't embedded correctly.
I'm not too tech savvy.


https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...tawa_stunning_and_sweet_c_me_and_play-4361918
Thanks for sharing your experience and save some of us money in our wallets. She does have very succulent breasts!
 

Nesbot

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2016
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Great warning review. The thing that saved things here in my mind is not paying up front.
 
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OnTheWayOut

Then once I'm fully turgid
Excellent review and great warning. However for some reason "turgid" in describing your boner sends shivers down my spine. Yes, it's your penis and you can describe it anyway you like. You used turgid in the correct syntax so no argument there. I'm not totally sure why it bugged me but it also brought me great entertainment, that and the rest of your detailed and well written review. Guess I'm trying to say I'm just being nitpicky and thanks!

(Just a little ball busting as a belated welcome to Terb) :wave:
 

LouisCypher

New member
Sep 13, 2017
11
1
3
Ottawa
What a waste. With such a beautiful curvaceous body, she could make a killing. Does she not get that, thanks to reviews like this, she will lose out on significant business? This is the modern era, and Lyla is not the only game in town! You can get trashed here is you provide crap service! I guess she must be happy making mediocre money off of fools who don't do research. Maybe that's good enough for some girls. I never understood why some girls don't like their titties touched. I mean, as long as the guy isn't rough, what's the big deal?
 
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withpassion

Well-known member
Apr 6, 2012
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I'm really surprised she didn't ask for the donation up front, beforehand, because of her limits. I wonder if @weekender99 deftly maneuvered the conversation away from that... Did she in fact, ask for it up front?
Sigh! Typical "white-knight" insanity!
 

itd131

Active member
Sep 16, 2006
789
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So I've been getting some PMs. I don't like to get into specific details so I will just say that it sounds like my session went better that weekender99's did. Having said that, I don't find what he is saying hard to believe. Overall I would say the session was OK, some parts of the session were good, some outstanding, other parts disappointing. Personally I don't plan to repeat and I do agree with weekender, I don't think it's a YMMV situation. I also don't think it's fair or accurate to be referring to Vanessa as a scam artist. She never lied to me and her website info is on par with others in the business. Sure, her service could improve in one or two areas but she also delivered what was offered through text very well in general. She must be doing something right because her rates have gone up since I saw her. All things considered I don't recommend her at this point but she is also definitely not a LL rip off artist.
 
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So I've been getting some PMs. I don't like to get into specific details so I will just say that it sounds like my session went better that weekender99's did. Having said that, I don't find what he is saying hard to believe. Overall I would say the session was OK, some parts of the session were good, some outstanding, other parts disappointing. Personally I don't plan to repeat and I do agree with weekender, I don't think it's a YMMV situation. I also don't think it's fair or accurate to be referring to Vanessa as a scam artist. She never lied to me and her website info is on par with others in the business. Sure, her service could improve in one or two areas but she also delivered what was offered through text very well in general. She must be doing something right because her rates have gone up since I saw her. All things considered I don't recommend her at this point but she is also definitely not a LL rip off artist.
Can you be more specific about what was good and what wasn't ?
 

weekender99

Active member
Sep 16, 2011
149
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For the record, I was not asked for the donation up front.
I did make some brief hand contact on breasts, during ‘the ride’ before gently being brushed aside.
After this was repeated a couple of times, over the course of literally a few seconds, I stopped doing it.
Not wanting to continue doing something she clearly found irritating.

It was a little later, when my renewed advances were spurned that I went ahead and asked what was up.
That’s when I was told she doesn’t like them being kissed. I already knew she didn’t like them being handled.

I never asked for ‘Russian’ she mentioned it via text, but there was no chance of that actually happening.
So I’m convinced that if nothing else at least that part was misrepresented from the start.
 

withpassion

Well-known member
Apr 6, 2012
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Thank you for confirming @weekender99. At least we have 2 confirmations of not asking for donation up front and clients can use their discretion for payment and time as restrictions become known. If "titty-fucking" (her words) or "wondering what the weather in Russia is" those massive nat milkers was denied, I would leave immediately and pay her accordingly.
Yes, and that is why paying at the end makes sense, especially with all the scammers, misleading services and fakers out here.

I don't know if you read my story on another thread, but it was an SP that did not ask for the donation at all and while we were catching our breath at the end, she related how the day before someone ran out with paying. She is totally an above board SP.

Of course, SP's will come back with this as an obvious reason to get the money up front, but where do you ever have to pay upfront for a service (except McDonald's and we can trust Ronald)? I would think that for the minuscule percent of runners vs. the extremely high percentage of scammers, it's obvious for us which way to go. I have also indicated, that by far, the best SP's I have met, with some very few exceptions, have not asked for anything upfront.
 
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Before I begin there is something that needs to be said prior to reading the rest of the opinion brought forth. This is not an indictment of the original poster’s review or anyone else. That was a personal experience and if everyone will allow, this is mine and I will not get into any debates. Take it for what it is but nothing about our time suggested anything close to being a scam.

Vanessa is a true sweetheart. I suspect if you treat her like a girlfriend you will get a girlfriend experience. Even though we only had one hour to try and replicate the ideal of a boyfriend and a girlfriend she made things so comfortable that it was easy to believe we were. Isn’t that the point? Taking a vacation to make-believe land? It certainly is for me but its obvious people are different and expect different outcomes.

Find someone offering the services you are looking for if you aren’t looking for what I look for because I love the idea of a girlfriend experience. That is my jam and that was what I chased once I decided to enter into this realm. Vanessa nailed it.

All you have to do is listen to what she has to say about her likes and dislikes and if you follow that pattern you will really enjoy the time you spend with her. She is voluptuous and has a ton of confidence in her skin. I am not going to get into the nitty gritty because these things are different for everybody.

So if you genuinely enjoy meeting new people and getting to know them then I would recommend Vanessa because she seems to be the same way. She is here until early December and I would see her again.
 

imwildru

Member
Jul 19, 2015
148
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Before I begin there is something that needs to be said prior to reading the rest of the opinion brought forth. This is not an indictment of the original poster’s review or anyone else. That was a personal experience and if everyone will allow, this is mine and I will not get into any debates. Take it for what it is but nothing about our time suggested anything close to being a scam.

Vanessa is a true sweetheart. I suspect if you treat her like a girlfriend you will get a girlfriend experience. Even though we only had one hour to try and replicate the ideal of a boyfriend and a girlfriend she made things so comfortable that it was easy to believe we were. Isn’t that the point? Taking a vacation to make-believe land? It certainly is for me but its obvious people are different and expect different outcomes.

Find someone offering the services you are looking for if you aren’t looking for what I look for because I love the idea of a girlfriend experience. That is my jam and that was what I chased once I decided to enter into this realm. Vanessa nailed it.

All you have to do is listen to what she has to say about her likes and dislikes and if you follow that pattern you will really enjoy the time you spend with her. She is voluptuous and has a ton of confidence in her skin. I am not going to get into the nitty gritty because these things are different for everybody.

So if you genuinely enjoy meeting new people and getting to know them then I would recommend Vanessa because she seems to be the same way. She is here until early December and I would see her again.
I couldn't help it but i need to say something now, If I want to meet people I'll join a club but when I go to meet an SP with prior agreement I expect her to deliver, It's my hard earn money you're talking about.
 

bamboostick

New member
Jul 23, 2017
12
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This one was super odd for me. She had great communication. Was super nice all around. We agreed on time and place. I told her I am driving there. She said ok. While I was driving she was even nice enough to text me a garage code so I can park in the basement. I get there, park, texted her right away, then several more times, waited 40 minutes and no response. She never responded after that, I tried a few hours later... That's a strange way to eject...
 

bamboostick

New member
Jul 23, 2017
12
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Yup, there was almost full signal in the garage actually. But I also texted from outside, and a few hours later from outside.
 
Nov 1, 2018
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That is really odd bamboostick. Maybe something was up because I doubt she purposely ghosted you. Sucks that happened. Everything was straight forward with me.
 
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