I'll take "Things an MPA Shouldn't Say" for $1000 Alex

No I didn't have Salmon for lunch, why do you ask?

What a cute little thing that is

An undeveloped body is such a nice change of pace

Sorry, no condoms left but, fuck, just stick it in... (This happened to me. Never went back).

SPs and MPs should never use the word "husband", especially with the word "my" in front of it.

You remind me of my boy friend.

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You remind me of my boy friend.

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I had that once. She needed to buy him a gift, and since he and I were so similar she asked my advice.

"Today's my anniversary"

jazzbox said:

Sorry, no condoms left but, fuck, just stick it in... (This happened to me. Never went back).

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Hope you left and didn't stick it in.

Is that a photo of your grandson?

Close your legs luv your meat smells
But it keeps the flies of me chips.

Of course not... I let her oral skills take me across the finish line...

scdave2003 said:

Hope you left and didn't stick it in.

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Holy shit bubba, let me get another massage table.

LMAO. Some of these are funny. Some are just - I don't know if I should use the word. Lol.

Like seriously, some of you get bent out of shape if she mentions her SO in a session?????? Like really??? LMAO!!! Sorry but that is just too funny.

Jessica Rain said:

Like seriously, some of you get bent out of shape if she mentions her SO in a session?????? Like really??? LMAO!!! Sorry but that is just too funny.

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It didn't bother me, I just found it unusual that she would say that he's "just like" me.

bluebro69 said:

It didn't bother me, I just found it unusual that she would say that he's "just like" me.

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I wasn't referring to you directly. I just think it is funny that some guys, most of whom are probably married, actually get bent out if shape at the mention of her SO.

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You remind me of my boy friend.

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That could be a compliment.....I mean, she's with him for a reason.

bluebro69 said:

I had that once. She needed to buy him a gift, and since he and I were so similar she asked my advice.

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Ahaha thats funny...thinking it through and in response i am like you remind me of the younger version of my wife when i first met her lol some fucked up role playing thing happening and apparently happens a lot talking to other guys in similar situations

huckfinn said:

That could be a compliment.....I mean, she's with him for a reason.

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Ha, yeah it was one the hottest things an MPA has said to me...fuck that turned me on so much