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Insidious Von

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OMG, I can't believe what I just saw.

Douglas was in Collingwood roasting Justin on preparedness for legalized verdura. He was rebutted by The Chiefs of Police, stating that they are more than ready for what may come - but that's not what concerns me. He looks like an egg with arms, he's easily pushing 300 lbs. The weight of his responsibilities is showing in alarming fashion.

Douglas should not try to spread fake news. He's not Trump and Ontarians may not accept empty propaganda. At least he's not wasting money on ads - not yet anyway. You have to be shrewd to play Trump's game, Douglas isn't. Like Old Man Profaci, Trump knows how to split his enemies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSV6i2G1ne8
 

james t kirk

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He's way north of 300.

There is a video on YouTube of him and Rob getting weighed in during their "cut the waist" stunt. Rob lost like 2 pounds, then put back on 20. But Doug was down to the mid 260s and he looked ok. A lot slimmer than he is now. He's ballooned right up and is downright obese now. He looks awful and really should see the pros about his out of control weight. The first thing they would tell him is to cut out the gallons of beer he drinks every day.

Kinga would certainly be happy as she wouldn't get crushed under his bulk.
 

jcpro

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If you ever were at the same table with Doug or Rob (may he rest in peace), you'd know why.
 

Insidious Von

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Kinga is 21 years Douglas's junior, does she have a cabinet position? At this rate she can only cowgirl him.

Douglas's abdominal muscles are so distended, if Kinga rides him he could pop a hernia. That would be brutal for him. Douglas has to get it together...to minimize the threat of a Premier Caroline Mulroney...the horror...THE HORROR.

Agreed Robbo R.I.P.
 

mandrill

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Confused about why Dooffo complains Trudeau has to go find equipment to check for cannabis intoxication. Doug's in charge of the police in Ontario. Sounds like that's Doooffo's job.

Dooffo is a fat, whiny blamer.
 

mandrill

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He's way north of 300.

There is a video on YouTube of him and Rob getting weighed in during their "cut the waist" stunt. Rob lost like 2 pounds, then put back on 20. But Doug was down to the mid 260s and he looked ok. A lot slimmer than he is now. He's ballooned right up and is downright obese now. He looks awful and really should see the pros about his out of control weight. The first thing they would tell him is to cut out the gallons of beer he drinks every day.

Kinga would certainly be happy as she wouldn't get crushed under his bulk.

Guess he's not going to "RUN for office" much then...

"WADDLE for office" maybe.

With legalized pot, Dooffo's going to get the munchies way more often. I predict he will soon be at 400 lbs and will be wheeled around Ontario in a small cart, raising funds for the Tories by participating in "winner take all" belching and farting contests against other really fat dudes.
 

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C'mon, Doug's official weight is 235 lbs. Remember, the fake press cameras always add about 80 pounds.

All Doug needs to get in shape is to add a couple hours a week with Faith (just promise her some camera time and a patronage appointment) to supplement his boinking sessions with Kinga.
 

Frankfooter

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C'mon, Doug's official weight is 235 lbs. Remember, the fake press cameras always add about 80 pounds.

All Doug needs to get in shape is to add a couple hours a week with Faith (just promise her some camera time and a patronage appointment) to supplement his boinking sessions with Kinga.
C'mon guys, don't be mean.
Remember only right wingers are allowed to insult people based on their looks, mushroom dicks or weight.
 

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Confused about why Dooffo complains Trudeau has to go find equipment to check for cannabis intoxication. Doug's in charge of the police in Ontario. Sounds like that's Doooffo's job.

Dooffo is a fat, whiny blamer.
Policing is a provincial responsibility but the criminal law is federal. To effectively enforce the criminal code, first there needs to be research as to what level of intoxication from THC represents an unacceptable driving hazard. However, just to do the research, you need a reliable testing tool, and then you need to deploy that same tool to police so that the tests can be reliably related to the standards that are developed. It is the responsibility of the federal government not to decriminalize substance use without establishing standards required for public safety.

No rational person would question that the development of breathalyzers (and, equally, the development of FEDERAL blood alcohol intoxication standards incorporated into the Criminal Code) VASTLY improved the effectiveness of DUI enforcement by police. How is it possible that the federal Liberals learned nothing from that experience?

Doofo is fat, and sometimes whiney, but he has a point here.
 

mandrill

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Policing is a provincial responsibility but the criminal law is federal. To effectively enforce the criminal code, first there needs to be research as to what level of intoxication from THC represents an unacceptable driving hazard. However, just to do the research, you need a reliable testing tool, and then you need to deploy that same tool to police so that the tests can be reliably related to the standards that are developed. It is the responsibility of the federal government not to decriminalize substance use without establishing standards required for public safety.

No rational person would question that the development of breathalyzers (and, equally, the development of FEDERAL blood alcohol intoxication standards incorporated into the Criminal Code) VASTLY improved the effectiveness of DUI enforcement by police. How is it possible that the federal Liberals learned nothing from that experience?

Doofo is fat, and sometimes whiney, but he has a point here.
Hasn't the groundwork already been done by Colorado and WA?

How is it possible that those jurisdictions operate effectively while Dooffo cannot?
 

Frankfooter

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Hasn't the groundwork already been done by Colorado and WA?

How is it possible that those jurisdictions operate effectively while Dooffo cannot?
Quebec is totally prepared.
Its just Ford that's not, instead he spent his political capital attacking Toronto city council.
 

mandrill

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Quebec is totally prepared.
Its just Ford that's not, instead he spent his political capital attacking Toronto city council.

LOL - It's interesting that Dooffo is the ONLY premier that's attacking Trudeau about this stuff. Maybe his buddies at the Toronto Sun told him to do it?
 

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Policing is a provincial responsibility but the criminal law is federal. To effectively enforce the criminal code, first there needs to be research as to what level of intoxication from THC represents an unacceptable driving hazard. However, just to do the research, you need a reliable testing tool, and then you need to deploy that same tool to police so that the tests can be reliably related to the standards that are developed. It is the responsibility of the federal government not to decriminalize substance use without establishing standards required for public safety.

No rational person would question that the development of breathalyzers (and, equally, the development of FEDERAL blood alcohol intoxication standards incorporated into the Criminal Code) VASTLY improved the effectiveness of DUI enforcement by police. How is it possible that the federal Liberals learned nothing from that experience?

Doofo is fat, and sometimes whiney, but he has a point here.
Toronto's own police chief stated clearly that he is not worried about the tools and training that his officers have.
Dumbo has too many donuts in his ears.
 

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Toronto's own police chief stated clearly that he is not worried about the tools and training that his officers have.
He should be. California isn't finding it so easy to police at the roadside: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-marijuana-dui-20180322-story.html

While California law lacks the objective blood test THC levels set out in the Washington statute (and set out in regulations to the Canadian Criminal Code), both jurisdictions (and Canada) rely on roadside testing as a pre-condition to blood tests. The roadside tests will be thoroughly and routinely challenged in the courts until more reliable roadside testing equipment is developed.
 

mandrill

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He should be. California isn't finding it so easy to police at the roadside: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-marijuana-dui-20180322-story.html

While California law lacks the objective blood test THC levels set out in the Washington statute (and set out in regulations to the Canadian Criminal Code), both jurisdictions (and Canada) rely on roadside testing as a pre-condition to blood tests. The roadside tests will be thoroughly and routinely challenged in the courts until more reliable roadside testing equipment is developed.


California, like other states that have legalized marijuana, now relies on drug recognition experts — police officers trained during a two-week course to conduct cognitive tests and notice other physical signs of drug-related impairment during a motor vehicle stop — to make the initial determination that a driver is intoxicated.

Law enforcement officials said they believe these experts are more than capable of determining impairment, even without an objective standard. In addition to those experts, the California Highway Patrol has trained thousands of officers through its Advanced Roadside Impaired Driving Enforcement program, according to Sgt. Glen Glaser of the agency's impaired driving unit.

"They do a 12-step examination. It goes from having the subject perform a field sobriety test, but we also evaluate their physical signs, take their blood pressure several times, take their pulse," Glaser said. "It's a very thorough exam."


From your own link...

I'm old enough to remember when roadside breathalyzers did not exist and the law was enforced back then as well. It's not the end of the world. Dooffo needs a roadside donut-alyzer to determine if he's fit to be Ontario's premier!
 
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