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Aardvark154

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Bet he's made a mint off those paintings and repros. Every Obama fan and Trumpie probably bought one. Great business sense and a decent talent for reproducing facial features as well.

I notice that Woodrow won't actually sit at the same table as BHO.... Neither will Jackson. In fact, Jackson is figuring out which of them he's going to shoot next in a duel.
Interesting point, and neither does Andrew Jackson.

Also, as you mention, I'm sure this tempest in a teapot is making the cash registers ring.
 

essguy_

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We had our own artist's impression for PM Harper. Not sure if he ever put it up in his "I love me" gallery in the lobby of the House of Commons though (this is where the narcissistic Harper replaced all the paintings of former PM's with photo's of himself in various activities.)

 

wigglee

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Ah so we have now branched off into art appreciation.

Certainly an interesting but heretofore little known theory as to how to rank Presidents.
Drumpf has but one stipulation for fine art... it must have his image in it.
 

mandrill

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We had our own artist's impression for PM Harper. Not sure if he ever put it up in his "I love me" gallery in the lobby of the House of Commons though (this is where the narcissistic Harper replaced all the paintings of former PM's with photo's of himself in various activities.)


At least if Justin had a nude painting made, it would have an attractive body and a decent sized dick. (In fact, I suspect that some of the Justin-obsessed righties on this board would download it and save it to view in privacy later).
 

Frankfooter

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Just a hunch, but don't think any righties on the board would give much thought to Justin's body or dick size for that matter.

At something of a loss for words that any guy has given it any thought.
Likely we won't ever have to give it a thought, as opposed to the tiny mushroom dick down south of us.
 

kkelso

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We had our own artist's impression for PM Harper. Not sure if he ever put it up in his "I love me" gallery in the lobby of the House of Commons though (this is where the narcissistic Harper replaced all the paintings of former PM's with photo's of himself in various activities.)

Nice. I can now add "I have the body of a Prime Minister" to my on-line dating profile.

KK
 

essguy_

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Just a hunch, but don't think any righties on the board would give much thought to Justin's body or dick size for that matter.

At something of a loss for words that any guy has given it any thought.
Don't kid yourself. Read their posts. There is a reason they are attracted to so called "Conservative" strong man type leaders (meaning - power hungry a-holes who give lip-service to conservatism - but actually just want to increase their own power over their obedient, mindless, sheep-like supporters). Most "righties" on this board are either in the closet, Incel, or psychological eunuchs. In fact, many of their problems might be traced back to their tiny units. LOL!
 

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Particularly nice the way the author hilights Obama in the central position in the painting and has FDR obscured and with his back turned and Carter off to Obama's side, standing.

And Clinton is pretty central too. FFS, I would have hidden him and Kennedy in the BG!
 

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Particularly nice the way the author hilights Obama in the central position in the painting and has FDR obscured and with his back turned and Carter off to Obama's side, standing.

And Clinton is pretty central too. FFS, I would have hidden him and Kennedy in the BG!
I wouldn't have placed Clinton's hand under the table!
 

Frankfooter

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When reading posts, I see now three guys talking about other men's genitals, and none of it is coming from the righties.
Are you confusing people laughing at Tiny's mushroom dick with people who might be gay? (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Or are you just saying that its not proper to talk about dicks on an escort board?
 

essguy_

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Getting back to the painting in the OP, I imagine that Lincoln is looking at Trump and saying: “ You remind me a lot of John Wilks Booth, pilgrim...”. And all the others are laughing, saying “It’s even worse, Abe... this flaming asshole is a Republican!!” Nixon is laughing because there is finally a GOP President who will make people forget Watergate.

Trump is laughing because he is too fucking stupid to follow the conversation.
 

mandrill

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My interpretation?.... Trump has dropped his pants, Eisenhower is checking out his tiny, mushroom-headed package. Ike starts to laugh. He chuckles "That little dick is smaller than my golf tees, Donald!"

They all start laughing at Trump's dick. Trump pretends to think it's funny. Inwardly he rages. Melania, Stormy, Karen, Ivanna - they all lied to him about how big he was. His face is frozen in a fixed, psychotic half-grin. Abe looks at him and says "In four score years and ten, I have seen no smaller appendage on an American man, President Trump."

In a second, Trump will fly into a rage and kick over the table, forgetting that his pants are still around his ankle, exposing his tiny manhood to the entire room. He frantically bends over his obese belly to yank up his pants, but cannot reach his ankles without Stephen Miller to pull up his clothes and fasten them for him. The crowd starts to laugh. All the other presidents are laughing and cheering and pointing now. And suddenly there's Michael Avenatti taking photographs with his cell phone..........
 
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