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Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels

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Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels

Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.

Toad from Mario Kart...#YouKnowYouWannaKnow#Trumppic.twitter.com/ZXABFCLAoV

— WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK (@JANUSZCZAK)September 18, 2018

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels
 

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GTA & Thereabouts...
Trump must rock the sex!!!

Everyone knows that Toad rocked in SNES Mario Kart and was a great character in NES Super Mario Bros. 2 (except for a few levels where Luigi and Princess were key).
 

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^^^ This!

I was so hoping to not see this topic/thread come up. That we could avoid touching on this one thing.

Instead, someone planted the ONE mental image in my head, I could do without...lol
Talk about his hair, small hands, tie, anything but this.
Sad, but because Trump himself regularly attacks others based on their looks or skin colour, its only fair to mention his yeti pubes and little mushroom dick.
 

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Sad, but because Trump himself regularly attacks others based on their looks or skin colour, its only fair to mention his yeti pubes and little mushroom dick.

Aptly said. This is an asshole who started his political campaign by mocking a reporter with cerebral palsy.
 

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Aptly said. This is an asshole who started his political campaign by mocking a reporter with cerebral palsy.
Nonsense. This has been thoroughly and repeatedly debunked.

It continues to amaze me how many TERB members are cheering for an SP who was paid to keep a confidence but instead has gone to so much trouble to out a john. Are you sure you guys are really against C-36?
 

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Nonsense. This has been thoroughly and repeatedly debunked.
Yes, you're claims have been repeatedly debunked.
Daniels kept her silence until Cohen fucked up and the payment became public.
It was Trump's lawyer that broke the deal, not Daniels.

Blame Cohen for making Trump's tiny mushroom dick public knowledge.
 

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Yes, you're claims have been repeatedly debunked.
Daniels kept her silence until Cohen fucked up and the payment became public.
It was Trump's lawyer that broke the deal, not Daniels.

Blame Cohen for making Trump's tiny mushroom dick public knowledge.
Actually that isn't what happened.

On January 12, 2018, The Wall Street Journal published an article stating that Daniels had been paid $130,000 in October 2016, as part of a NDA. A lawyer for Daniels, claimed in the article that the payment was a cover-up.

Now would everyone have been wiser to have just said no comment, you bet.
 

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Nonsense. This has been thoroughly and repeatedly debunked.
You are of-course wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcuWba_HgU&feature=youtu.be&t=35
https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/07/28/donald-trump-criticized-for-mocking-disabled-reporter/
Get ready for the twist everyone ....... "Donald was just swatting at flies during his speech".


It continues to amaze me how many TERB members are cheering for an SP who was paid to keep a confidence but instead has gone to so much trouble to out a john. Are you sure you guys are really against C-36?
She is not an SP and Trump was not a John. What did you call her a few months ago - an optimistic WHORE? You certainly have problems with strong independent women as expressed in quite a few of your posts.

Donald (allegedly) promised her a role on Celebrity Apprentice in return for sex. He (allegedly) promised to provide her inside information on competitions so that she could prepare. Remember, this isn't the first time Donald has been accused of making similar promises to women on the show, so Daniel's story has some credibility. You would know that if you bothered to do your research.

The hush money offer came later in time when Trump realized he was exposed politically. Since Trump (as his alias) never signed the document, the courts correctly ruled there was no contract. You may now try to argue she took the money, but that would be in invalid argument. It's not unrare in the business world to receive payment that is held until all documents are fully executed. Daniels did offer to return the money.

It amazes me how many Terb members don't deal in facts.
 

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The Nation needs Ivanka to step up, come out, and correct the record on the shape of her Dad's penis. A simple: "I think it's perfect" would end all the embarrassing speculation. Her silence confirms President Toadstool's embarrassing condition.
 

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You are of-course wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcuWba_HgU&feature=youtu.be&t=35
https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/07/28/donald-trump-criticized-for-mocking-disabled-reporter/
Get ready for the twist everyone ....... "Donald was just swatting at flies during his speech".



She is not an SP and Trump was not a John. What did you call her a few months ago - an optimistic WHORE? You certainly have problems with strong independent women as expressed in quite a few of your posts.

Donald (allegedly) promised her a role on Celebrity Apprentice in return for sex. He (allegedly) promised to provide her inside information on competitions so that she could prepare. Remember, this isn't the first time Donald has been accused of making similar promises to women on the show, so Daniel's story has some credibility. You would know that if you bothered to do your research.

The hush money offer came later in time when Trump realized he was exposed politically. Since Trump (as his alias) never signed the document, the courts correctly ruled there was no contract. You may now try to argue she took the money, but that would be in invalid argument. It's not unrare in the business world to receive payment that is held until all documents are fully executed. Daniels did offer to return the money.

It amazes me how many Terb members don't deal in facts.
Snopes doesn't bother to deal with the fact that Trump mocked others (who weren't disabled) by using the same "flustered" movements. At least they do report Trumps statement that he didn't even realize who the reporter in question was (along with the fact that particular reporter was disabled). Their "killer" analysis is that Trumps claim was "widely regarded as disingenuous" (whatever that's supposed to mean). LOL! The Snopes article is, as usual, an incomplete and biased piece of infotainment.

She did cash a cheque to be quiet about having sex (or telling people she did, whether it was true or not), and quite clearly, according to her, she didn't have sex with Trump because she was attracted to him. She was doing it for some reward, either immediate or in the future. What would you call that? Sounds like an SP to me. Let's not forget that she was having sex for money with many other men as well. That's the job of an SP.

Your "research" doesn't ever seem to help you understand things correctly. It just gets you worked up into thinking you understand things better than you do.

I don't even want to waste electrons on your tossed salad legal analysis of the NDA. Has she returned the cheque yet? LOL!
 

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Maye he will build a damn wall round his Dick.

Hope Stormy Daniels makes a fortune from her book!!
 

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Give it up Stormy you are only embarassing yourself now

Your 15 minutes should have been over long ago

Of course the Trump haters are willing to do anything to see him removed including pandering to a creature like this

Still waiting for speculation on what could have happened election night via Putin et al

That ship has sailed so now they move the posts

He will win re election

The end
He will be impeached after the mid term elections!!
 

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Snopes doesn't bother to deal with the fact that Trump mocked others (who weren't disabled) by using the same "flustered" movements.
Not even a good twist BP. Perhaps you can provide 2-3 examples?

I expect you will now try to pull-up the then-famous Fox clip that was used by Fox and Breitbart to try to debunk the OPs. That video was the very best Fox and Breitbart could come up with even though they have access to 1000s of hour of Trump video. NOT EVEN CLOSE to the mocking motions he used for Kovaleski. And the American public said as much in various polls at the time.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/5123278995001/?#sp=show-clips

At least they do report Trumps statement that he didn't even realize who the reporter in question was (along with the fact that particular reporter was disabled). Their "killer" analysis is that Trumps claim was "widely regarded as disingenuous" (whatever that's supposed to mean). LOL! The Snopes article is, as usual, an incomplete and biased piece of infotainment.
Trump's words from the video: "…written by a nice reporter, now the poor guy you’ve gotta see this guy: ‘uh-uh-aah, I don’t know what I said, aah-aah, I don’t remember!!". Trump clearly admitted he saw it. Trump had met Kovaleski several times before this incident - Kovaleski "covered Trump extensively when he was a reporter for The Daily News and, according to Kovaleski, Trump knew him by name in those days when Trump was a prominent New York developer. The two met in person at least a dozen times, Kovaleski said then." https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/10/public-editor/trump-streep-golden-globes.html

Listen BP, if you are going to try to bullsh*t, at least come up with something intelligent and original and not easily fact-checked.


She did cash a cheque to be quiet about having sex (or telling people she did, whether it was true or not), and quite clearly, according to her, she didn't have sex with Trump because she was attracted to him. She was doing it for some reward, either immediate or in the future. What would you call that? Sounds like an SP to me.
She sounds like an opportunist to me. You love to label women don't you?

Her career was all but dead - Trump several times offered to get her on The Celebrity Apprentice and provide info on the challenges in return for sex - of course she saw career opportunity and did it. Trump of-course lied to her, but since he was a nobody she let it go (other than breaking up his family, what else could she do?). But when Trump was running for president and offered $130K hush money, or course she took the offer (no one thought he could win, so she didn't think a better deal was likely). Now when Trump became president she saw a much bigger opportunity, realized the NDA wasn't signed and she did the smart thing! Good for her!

Curious, why are you labeling Stormy as the bad person? Trump made the sex for TV show offer knowing what was at risk. Trump was the adulterer. Trump's wife was pregnant. Trump was having other simultaneous affairs. Trump lied to Stormy. Trump tried to pay money to cover-up his adultery and affairs. Trump is the bad guy here.

Too bad Trump and his lawyer drew-up such a flawed contract (Trump and/or his alias' signature wasn't even required and it was never executed). Just shows you Trump is not a very bright man and surrounds himself with even less bright men.

Let's not forget that she was having sex for money with many other men as well. That's the job of an SP.
That's also the job of a porn star, which is what Daniel's does for a living.

Your "research" doesn't ever seem to help you understand things correctly. It just gets you worked up into thinking you understand things better than you do.
I don't even want to waste electrons on your tossed salad legal analysis of the NDA. Has she returned the cheque yet? LOL!
It wouldn't be a butt Plug post if it didn't include personal insults and attacks. It's not my analysis, it's Trump's lawyer's analysis: https://www.businessinsider.com/ap-lawyer-trump-doesnt-think-stormy-daniels-deal-is-valid-2018-9

How does one "waste electrons"? Are you using words you don't understand again?
 

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^^^ This!

I was so hoping to not see this topic/thread come up. That we could avoid touching on this one thing.

Instead, someone planted the ONE mental image in my head, I could do without...lol
Talk about his hair, small hands, tie, anything but this.
Amazing this came out on fake news CNN, I'm shocked Jake Tapper would have a segment that involves the potus 's dick. Who gives a shit, its like the national enquirer ffs. CNN has reached new lows....Libtards love this shit.
 

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Give it up Stormy you are only embarassing yourself now
Your 15 minutes should have been over long ago
lol. Sometimes I think you and Smallcock are the same person. Transparent trolling.

Stormy did the right thing. Her career was all but over. Now she was more than tripled her personal wealth. She's signed a new contract for more porn movies and she's back doing the club circuit again (although not lucrative, she claims she actually likes doing it). If she came to Toronto, I'd go and I know lots of others that would too.

Of course the Trump haters are willing to do anything to see him removed including pandering to a creature like this
Geesh. Do you not read what people here are saying? We all know that the Stormy Daniels story is nothing more than a funny blip. No-one thinks Stormy is going to get the President impeached or that it will even impact his approval ratings with his deplorable base.

You righties seem more worried than the rest of us. We are enjoying Trump's embarrassment from his yeti pubes and little mushroom dick.
 

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You love to label women don't you?
I also call someone who installs plumbing for a living a plumber and someone who gardens, a gardener. Shocking! (Reminds me of a pretty good joke, but it's too long to type out for you). I do find it interesting that you have some sensitivity about "labels". Are you also some sort of self appointed protector of women? If so, you can cool your jets on this one, Mr. White Knight, as I don't think Stormy herself would take serious umbrage with the notion that she was in some form of sex for riches relationship with Trump. Of course, part of such deals, inevitably, is discretion. She got paid, but didn't live up to her side of the bargain. Was $130K not enough for the job and the discretion?

It wouldn't be a butt Plug post if it didn't include personal insults and attacks.
What was the personal insult and attack? That your research is pointless and your legal analysis is garbled and flawed? Not sure how that's any different than your "You are of course wrong" or "don't deal in facts". Just different ways of saying the same thing - that we disagree. Or are are your research standards and analysis a personal matter? Suck it up, buttercup.

Realizing that Avenatti is a Democrat operative simply using his client to advance a political agenda, Trump's team have convinced their client to shut off his microphone. Dropping the suit does that. Stormy doesn't have enough cash to make it worthwhile to continue the suit vs. Avenatti's political agenda. A business decision, simple as that. Any guesses as to how long it takes her to send Trump a cheque for the money she took based on a contract that was never executed? LOL!
 
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