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The papers have recently been running a picture of Minister Freeland in a light dress, with her nipples poking up, round tummy and a vpl. She looks like that divorced milf at your buddy's wedding who's had a few vodka sodas and is eager to do anything you want her to do.

I imagine she'd be fun.
 

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It occurs to me that recently I've posted lecherous comments about Olivia Chow and now Chrystia Freeland. If I could find a conservative milf/gilf, I'd have the trifecta.

All in the interest of bipartisanship, of course.
 

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The papers have recently been running a picture of Minister Freeland in a light dress, with her nipples poking up, round tummy and a vpl. She looks like that divorced milf at your buddy's wedding who's had a few vodka sodas and is eager to do anything you want her to do.

I imagine she'd be fun.
How long were you in prison/at sea/in a coma? LOL! :)
 

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The papers have recently been running a picture of Minister Freeland in a light dress, with her nipples poking up, round tummy and a vpl. She looks like that divorced milf at your buddy's wedding who's had a few vodka sodas and is eager to do anything you want her to do.

I imagine she'd be fun.
Good job reducing a Rhodes Scholar to a milf you would like to fuck.
 

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Beats a view like this:


Remember when he started his Cut the Waste/Waist Challenge with poor Rob? Guess they both failed.
 

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Well, this IS Terb, so I do have to admit to thinking exactly the same thing as the OP. Small personal aside - I volunteered when Freeland was running in the bi-election against Linda McQuaig, so i've actually met her at the riding victory celebration. (I've worked Provincially for the OPC and Federally for both parties.) She would clean up nicely with a makeover. I swear from meeting her that she must spend less time getting ready than the average guy - certainly less time than Trudeau. She's very smart and yes, a milf - there's something fetching about the way she's a tiny spinner dealing with fat fucks like Trump. On the NDP side, Ruth Ellen Brousseau is a genuine HOT milf and also very smart. On the CPC side, maybe Michelle Rempel, but only if she wore a gag ball when she wasn't DT'ing you, so you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic CPC talking points. LOL!
 

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The only pic on this thread is Ford, for shame for shame.
 

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Ruth Ellen Brousseau. Subject to ridicule when she first got elected because she was working as bar manager and only entered the race at the request of a friend to fill out the NDP roster. Famously went to Las Vegas on a pre-planned and pre-paid vacation that she had booked for herself and her young son long before she was nominated. (Hardworking, single Mom). Won without campaigning. Was widely ridiculed at first ("Vegas Girl"), but dedicated herself to the job, took it seriously, worked on her French and proved herself to be hard-working, smart and well liked in her riding. Was easily re-elected in 2015. Now the NDP House Leader. Any party would love to have her. Great Story. Me, being a political junky and long-time Terb guy fantasizes about burying my tongue in her pussy, while doing 69, each of us pausing only to come up for air and to debate policy. LOL!

 

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This is the best picture of Michelle Rempel I could find. If you met her based upon this picture, you might think you've been a victim of bait and switch.... LOL - just kidding, she is not that bad. But if you've ever heard her talk - she is the worst of the CPC foot soldier type - will repeat any talking point, take any assignment and say anything without thinking. Hence my reference earlier to a gag ball, or testing her gagging reflex. Like most Conservative women, would need lots and lots of lube and would only perform oral on birthdays and anniversaries. On the plus side: Probably fucks like a rabbit but likely has a habit of screaming Harper's name or speaking in tongues when in the throes of orgasm.

 

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Here ya go radegast, aren't they cute.

Kinga's nickname in OPC circles is "Kinky" because of what she does during caucus retreats to Doug. You can always tell when she's had sex with Doug because she walks around bowlegged for the entire next day on account of his girth (stomach, not penis). Hey Kinga - try doggie style - much easier than doing the splits while waiting for Doug to plough you. And is there any truth to the rumour that party insiders call them "Kinky and "Is it in yet?"" My guess is yes because thin walled hotels at caucus retreats tell no lies. Doug apparently loves watching her give him head, but because of his stomach, he has to use a long handled mirror. This is all insider information, btw. So keep it within the Terb community.
 

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Kinga's nickname in OPC circles is "Kinky" because of what she does during caucus retreats to Doug. You can always tell when she's had sex with Doug because she walks around bowlegged for the entire next day on account of his girth (stomach, not penis). Hey Kinga - try doggie style - much easier than doing the splits while waiting for Doug to plough you. And is there any truth to the rumour that party insiders call them "Kinky and "Is it in yet?"" My guess is yes because thin walled hotels at caucus retreats tell no lies. Doug apparently loves watching her give him head, but because of his stomach, he has to use a long handled mirror. This is all insider information, btw. So keep it within the Terb community.
I'm not sure whether your possession of this inside information tells us how you spend your free time (listening to hotel walls), or whether your interest in this subject is so well known that anyone with such information gets it to you right away! Anyway, thanks for the update. I used to think Ford was pretty stupid and ultimately ineffective, but according to your information, at least he's getting something right.
 

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Now have to spend equal time on the men to be "PC" (I know just the mention of that word upsets the alt-right trolls of the board... good).


Here's a pic of Trump and Justin:

Here is the conversation they're having as the picture was taken:

Trump: "Hey Jordan, I love it when a girl pees on me. You ever tried?"
Trudeau: "It's Justin, and uhm no Mr. President I uhm don't like it when Sophie pees on me, but uhm I do it for her because it's 2018"
Trump: "You're a lucky man, Jordan.... Do you like twisting your wife's nipples so hard she cries in pain? I do. And will you fuck your daughter when she's older.... it's the best"
Trudeau: "It's Justin, and uhm, no Mr. President, uhm I wear the nipple clamps in the family, and no, I am against incest"
Trump: "I KNEW I COULDN"T TRUST YOU. BURN IN THAT SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL".

This is the real story behind the breakdown in NAFTA talks. Let's see if Bloomberg will cover that!

 

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Beats a view like this:


Remember when he started his Cut the Waste/Waist Challenge with poor Rob? Guess they both failed.
He has put on a pile of weight. He was always a big guy, but now he's just plain obese. (I remember when him and Rob came up with that short lived "we are going to lose weight" gimick. "Cut the waste" . Dougie actually lost weight (Rob actually lost a few pounds at the start, then ended up putting weight on) and started to look reasonable. Now he is quite the tubby.

Put down the Fork Dougie, put down the fork.
 

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now have to spend equal time on the men to be "pc" (i know just the mention of that word upsets the alt-right trolls of the board... Good).


Here's a pic of trump and justin:

Here is the conversation they're having as the picture was taken:

Trump: "hey jordan, i love it when a girl pees on me. You ever tried?"
trudeau: "it's justin, and uhm no mr. President i uhm don't like it when sophie pees on me, but uhm i do it for her because it's 2018"
trump: "you're a lucky man, jordan.... Do you like twisting your wife's nipples so hard she cries in pain? I do. And will you fuck your daughter when she's older.... It's the best"
trudeau: "it's justin, and uhm, no mr. President, uhm i wear the nipple clamps in the family, and no, i am against incest"
trump: "i knew i couldn"t trust you. Burn in that special place in hell".

This is the real story behind the breakdown in nafta talks. Let's see if bloomberg will cover that!


lol!
 

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Don't make fun of Kinga, she's a nice Polish girl and also a Roads Scholar. Patrick Brown was blissfully unaware what her Christmas party entailed.

 

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He has put on a pile of weight. He was always a big guy, but now he's just plain obese. (I remember when him and Rob came up with that short lived "we are going to lose weight" gimick. "Cut the waste" . Dougie actually lost weight (Rob actually lost a few pounds at the start, then ended up putting weight on) and started to look reasonable. Now he is quite the tubby.

Put down the Fork Dougie, put down the fork.
Public office is very stressful job, so eating "A LOT" relieves the stress. Doug doesn't do drugs like Rob so he probably eats...a lot.
 

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Public office is very stressful job, so eating "A LOT" relieves the stress. Doug doesn't do drugs like Rob so he probably eats...a lot.
This does seem to be a recurring theme for those in high public office. I saw Bill Clinton speak live at an industry function (great speaker BTW) and ever years after he was president he still talks about how easy it was to balloon-up while in office.

KK
 

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This does seem to be a recurring theme for those in high public office. I saw Bill Clinton speak live at an industry function (great speaker BTW) and ever years after he was president he still talks about how easy it was to balloon-up while in office.

KK
Political bias aside, being the head of state, premier of a province or the mayor a good sized town will mean a very hectic schedule, that is often dictated by others with multiple rescheduling. Then if there is an election campaign the time demands are ramped up even more
It would be pretty tough to maintain a regular exercise routine
As a privilege of office one could insist upon eating healthy though & could consider adding a part-time dietitian to the staff (personal expense of coarse,) & have your blood pressure checked monthly
Having a head of state drop dead from a heart attack while in office would be disruptive for any country
 
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