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So against my better judgement I tried this girl tonight. Based on the lack of reviews or anything I figured she was just relatively new. (Her pictures are completely fake, she weighs probably twice what her pictures do.)
Anyway, so I book an hour since her text advertised extras like greek, domination, msog and bbbj for 20 bucks total more so I figured why not. Not only did she not do any of that, she even demanded extra money for it on top of the extra I already paid.
So I get to her apartment a little late, since I couldn't find ATM. She lets me in, proceeds to take my money and tells me to make myself comfortable. Her apartment was a sweltering hellhole with dysfunctional AC, and she proceeded to bitch for 10 minutes about her friend (who let's her use the place for free) about how disgusting the place is and how she won't fix the AC, while frantically being unable to find anything like condoms.
Finally we start, she does covered BJ (Even though I paid extra for otherwise), then we try a bunch of different positions but the horrible AC makes all of them uncomfortable as hell. The entire time she's bitching about how she booked a client behind me because she thought I was coming for 30 minutes.
Finally I finish, she proceeds to waste another 10 minutes doing makeup and stuff and telling me she's in a hurry because her friend from Toronto is outside waiting for her and she had to cancel other guy. At this point I'm maybe 25 minutes into my 1 hour session.
The sweltering heat and the rushed experience make it impossible to get it up again. At the 30 minute mark she tells me I need to get it up again or leave, since she has other plans. I tell her fine I could do a HH but she's like "NO REFUNDS IN CANADA HONEY". So after another 5 minutes of being really uncomfortable I just suck it up and leave. I was pretty much playing with myself to try to get it up while she was off doing god knows what. Also even more disgustingly she didn't even shower afterwards as I was leaving, she just threw deodorant on.
TL;DR For my "hour with extras", I got approximately 10 minutes of rushed half-assed sex and 20 minutes of bitching and complaining. All in a disgusting and unairconditioned environment. Save your money.
Phone # is: 437-990-7623 4379907623
So against my better judgement I tried this girl tonight. Based on the lack of reviews or anything I figured she was just relatively new. (Her pictures are completely fake, she weighs probably twice what her pictures do.)
Anyway, so I book an hour since her text advertised extras like greek, domination, msog and bbbj for 20 bucks total more so I figured why not. Not only did she not do any of that, she even demanded extra money for it on top of the extra I already paid.
So I get to her apartment a little late, since I couldn't find ATM. She lets me in, proceeds to take my money and tells me to make myself comfortable. Her apartment was a sweltering hellhole with dysfunctional AC, and she proceeded to bitch for 10 minutes about her friend (who let's her use the place for free) about how disgusting the place is and how she won't fix the AC, while frantically being unable to find anything like condoms.
Finally we start, she does covered BJ (Even though I paid extra for otherwise), then we try a bunch of different positions but the horrible AC makes all of them uncomfortable as hell. The entire time she's bitching about how she booked a client behind me because she thought I was coming for 30 minutes.
Finally I finish, she proceeds to waste another 10 minutes doing makeup and stuff and telling me she's in a hurry because her friend from Toronto is outside waiting for her and she had to cancel other guy. At this point I'm maybe 25 minutes into my 1 hour session.
The sweltering heat and the rushed experience make it impossible to get it up again. At the 30 minute mark she tells me I need to get it up again or leave, since she has other plans. I tell her fine I could do a HH but she's like "NO REFUNDS IN CANADA HONEY". So after another 5 minutes of being really uncomfortable I just suck it up and leave. I was pretty much playing with myself to try to get it up while she was off doing god knows what. Also even more disgustingly she didn't even shower afterwards as I was leaving, she just threw deodorant on.
TL;DR For my "hour with extras", I got approximately 10 minutes of rushed half-assed sex and 20 minutes of bitching and complaining. All in a disgusting and unairconditioned environment. Save your money.
Phone # is: 437-990-7623 4379907623