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I'll stick to eating pussy directly

Made from model's vaginal yeast.

Would you drink this?
Although this sounds like a joke, rest assured it is not…in fact, this company is not the first company to try and market a food product that had the essence of vagina! However, we believe this is the first time we have ever come across anything that we were asked to eat or drink that includes the woman’s “juice” as an active ingredient in the product!

The name of the beer is The Order of Yoni. Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains that the word “yoni” means “vagina” in the Sanskrit language and the logo/artwork associated with the beer is also the symbol of a Hindu Goddess.

As you can imagine things only get weirder when you learn more about a vagina flavored beer. Check out the video and see if you want to sip from the fountain of Yoni!

http://www.inkedmag.com/g/vagina-flavored-beer-made-from-models-vaginal-yeast/
 
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Problem is it takes a while to drink it properly and you keep sticking your finger in the bottle...
 
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Just no. I see it's still in the funding phase which screams a bit of a scam. Even if they do get the money they are looking for, what government would allow them to market a cultivated yeast infection for human consumption?
 
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Coming soon: Mackerel Yeast Infection Pinot Noir- by On The Rag Wines, Ltd
 
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Is it laced with HPV so that drinking it increase your odds of esophageal cancer?
 
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That will be next...limburgher cheese aged in cow shit, next it will be hot girl shit cheese....for all you "I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit" blokes....here's your chance to shine...lol
 
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So I scored a bit on doing some research on this. I dropped in to see a brew master that I thought might have some insight on all this. Turns out she is a former gynecologist who gave it up to be a brewer. She also has a specialty in micro biology... that was a lucky find! She's very educated.

That bug that they are farming from the women is actually a bacteria, not a yeast. The strain is very close or in the same family of bacteria brewers use to make sour beers (a very popular style right now). After the beer is soured with the bacteria it's then transfered to a fermentation kettle to be fermented with a common yeast to make alcohol. I still find it strange they'd use it to make a stout but whatever.

So yeah, completely doable and not too far outside of common brewing techniques.

Who knew. It's still weird!

- I forgot to add that even though the bacteria strain came from a vagina, the beer would not be vagina flavoured. Tbh making a sour out of a stout is nothing I've ever heard of and I can't see it working well at all regardless of some special "ingredient".
 
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brewwguy said:
- I forgot to add that even though the bacteria strain came from a vagina, the beer would not be vagina flavoured. Tbh making a sour out of a stout is nothing I've ever heard of and I can't see it working well at all regardless of some special "ingredient".
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How about smell?
 
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brewwguy said:
So I scored a bit on doing some research on this. I dropped in to see a brew master that I thought might have some insight on all this. Turns out she is a former gynecologist who gave it up to be a brewer. She also has a specialty in micro biology... that was a lucky find! She's very educated.

That bug that they are farming from the women is actually a bacteria, not a yeast. The strain is very close or in the same family of bacteria brewers use to make sour beers (a very popular style right now). After the beer is soured with the bacteria it's then transfered to a fermentation kettle to be fermented with a common yeast to make alcohol. I still find it strange they'd use it to make a stout but whatever.

So yeah, completely doable and not too far outside of common brewing techniques.

Who knew. It's still weird!

- I forgot to add that even though the bacteria strain came from a vagina, the beer would not be vagina flavoured. Tbh making a sour out of a stout is nothing I've ever heard of and I can't see it working well at all regardless of some special "ingredient".
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I had one sour beer and it tasted like I puked in my own mouth. WTF is it with that? And WTF is it with YOU Canada (and I'll include my old country Oz too)...we both had perfectly good beer in our countries. We didn't need to do all this other nonsense. I don't blame the Yanks - they HAD to do the craft beer thing cuz their beer was shithouse. What's our excuse? LOL...
 
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I'm not big on sour beers either but I have had a couple that I could enjoy 1 can of but that's about it. I still like my big IPAs. I think the explosion of craft beers has to do with consumers wanting something different, with more flavour, and much higher quality. There seems to be a huge push for quality in the food industry too. Maybe it's a new thing or maybe I'm just noticing it more.

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How about smell?
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Still no. I'm no expert but I do know a little bit so I'll take a stab at this. The bacteria doesn't have a flavour itself, it's how it converts whats in the wort that will give a specific flavour to the beer. The bacteria may have come from a vagina but what it's feeding on isn't typical vagina fare so I wouldn't expect any similarities.
 
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Zaibetter said:
Vagina flavored beer

Made from model's vaginal yeast.
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I thought a yeast infection was a bad thing that requires treatment. Why would I go down on an infected pussy or drink a beverage made from the infection ?
 
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