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Parker@TDL

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Honestly, I'm just being a curious perv!! I love hearing about people's personal sexual time and wanted to hear from the men and women of this board.

Personally, I either do a really quick, in and out or a long, attentive feel up with toys/pillows and maybe some porn. There's really no in between with me!!

So, how do you like to jerk it???
 
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Parker@TDL said:
Honestly, I'm just being a curious perv!! I love hearing about people's personal sexual time and wanted to hear from the men and women of this board.

Personally, I either do a really quick, in and out or a long, attentive feel up with toys/pillows and maybe some porn. There's really no in between with me!!

So, how do you like to jerk it???
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WELL,
if its Chicken I marinate it in some sealable bags....then slow cook it on the grill .....cus the marinade will burn...

If its pork I'll cut them into 1" cubes and I'll marinate them in a freezer bag for 7-8 hours...to get a good soak

Good Luck
 
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newguy20

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Usually at my desk at work, watching porn.
Left hand until I find a scene that really gets me going, then I can take my right hand off the mouse and finish up. :)

I used to have a regular girl from bp come to my office every couple of weeks but she moved away so its porn for now.
Hoping to find that arrangement again.
 
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Parker@TDL

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thumper18474 said:
WELL,
if its Chicken I marinate it in some sealable bags....then slow cook it on the grill .....cus the marinade will burn...

If its pork I'll cut them into 1" cubes and I'll marinate them in a freezer bag for 7-8 hours...to get a good soak

Good Luck
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Well that sounds like a wonderful time all around!!
 
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Parker@TDL said:
Honestly, I'm just being a curious perv!! I love hearing about people's personal sexual time and wanted to hear from the men and women of this board.

Personally, I either do a really quick, in and out or a long, attentive feel up with toys/pillows and maybe some porn. There's really no in between with me!!

So, how do you like to jerk it???
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I think I might try imaging how you like to read Braille (pillows, wtf?) ...when do you go back to work again? ��
 
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nobody123

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Same way I have sex: I beg and plead until I give in just to shut myself up, finish too quickly, and end up feeling unsatisfied and guilty.
 
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Parker@TDL said:
Honestly, I'm just being a curious perv!! I love hearing about people's personal sexual time and wanted to hear from the men and women of this board.

Personally, I either do a really quick, in and out or a long, attentive feel up with toys/pillows and maybe some porn. There's really no in between with me!!

So, how do you like to jerk it???
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with lots of hand cream and porn!
 
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Parker@TDL

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Shaolinx said:
I think I might try imaging how you like to read Braille (pillows, wtf?) ...when do you go back to work again? ��
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I straddle pillows to get my palm pressing firmly on my clit! Or I simply hump a pillow...been doing that since I was 4 or 5 and it feels great :)

I'll be back in a week and a half!!!
 
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If I have time, I kneel down at the side of the bed, laptop propped up by a bunched up comforter and look at porn. The last few years its been exclusively femdom porn.

If I have no time, it's usually after I brush my teeth standing at the sink and I use my imagination. Bonus, there's not much to clean up!

If I'm sleeping next to my SO and she's not in the mood, she usually lifts her shirt up, archers her back, tells me to take aim and we go to bed.
 
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In the 70s, I used to lay on my stomach on the thick shag carpet in our basement wearing my PJs. I'd grind and hump the floor as it felt so good. I started doing that when I was 7 or 8. I continued for years until I started ejaculating. When I first stated to cum, I'd do the same thing but nude in my bed. Then I discovered jerking off with my hand, which was a completely new adventure.

Being a super flexible, athletic guy (I used to do gymnastics among other sports) I realized I could self-suck which added another element to my repertoire. Other times I'd put some lube in a condom and sandwich my cock between a folded pillow and thrust away.

Now I pretty much just jerk off while watching porn. I enjoy many different types of porn but mostly homemade stuff. I even jerk off to the home porn my wife and I have shot. lol

As much as I like to masturbate, which I could easily do to completion 10 times a day, I find myself edging more these days and saving a big load for my wife. Otherwise I probably wouldn't be interested in having sex with her.

If it feels good, do it! :D
 
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Parker@TDL

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I am absolutely loving this!!! Thank you people for sharing and joking....So much fun to read!!!
 
Parker@TDL

Parker@TDL

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GameBoy27 said:
In the 70s, I used to lay on my stomach on the thick shag carpet in our basement wearing my PJs. I'd grind and hump the floor as it felt so good. I started doing that when I was 7 or 8. I continued for years until I started ejaculating. When I first stated to cum, I'd do the same thing but nude in my bed. Then I discovered jerking off with my hand, which was a completely new adventure.

Being a super flexible, athletic guy (I used to do gymnastics among other sports) I realized I could self-suck which added another element to my repertoire. Other times I'd put some lube in a condom and sandwich my cock between a folded pillow and thrust away.

Now I pretty much just jerk off while watching porn. I enjoy many different types of porn but mostly homemade stuff. I even jerk off to the home porn my wife and I have shot. lol

As much as I like to masturbate, which I could easily do to completion 10 times a day, I find myself edging more these days and saving a big load for my wife. Otherwise I probably wouldn't be interested in having sex with her.

If it feels good, do it! :D
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Wow!! Can you still self-suck?? Could/can you suck down to your base??
 
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Parker@TDL said:
Honestly, I'm just being a curious perv!! I love hearing about people's personal sexual time and wanted to hear from the men and women of this board.

Personally, I either do a really quick, in and out or a long, attentive feel up with toys/pillows and maybe some porn. There's really no in between with me!!

So, how do you like to jerk it???
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i wear a tight shirt with no underwear
 
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