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Parker@TDL

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This now explains why I had to go to 3 different stores over 2 weekends to pick out a new showerhead when my SO moved in. I just asked her if she uses this method and she started giggling and turned red. I'm not sure why she would be embarrassed considering all the stuff we get up to and how open she is.
That is fantastic...what a funny thing to realize!!
 

Parker@TDL

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This is turning into something bigger than I realized:

- I now know why she chooses to bath in the other bathroom down the hallway instead of the en suite that has a shower stall and bathub but no handheld shower. Since moving in, she immediately claimed the bathroom down the hallway for herself. I'm not allowed to poop there unless its an emergency.

- I snooped around and discovered a set of toys I haven't seen before ... all with suction cups. Nice smelling candles. Candy? Like chocolate, jujubes, M&M's, twizzlers??!? 10 different mini bottles of essential oils.

- There's a stack of shitty tabloid magazines like People and National Enquirer under some towels that are all current. This one is odd because she likes to make fun of people who follow celebrities and read trashy novels.

- There's also this really odd looking hard giant loofah thing that rolls out and it has to be 3 feet x 1 feet large. I don't know what that's for.
Honestly, its sometimes nice to have some things that are just for yourself and your own private little secret. It doesn't even need to be something that is embarrassing but having some things in your life that are just for you to know are a nice treat. BTW I think following celebrity gossip is stupid but I can't help but stare at magazines in the grocery line and super want to read them. If I read those magazines I would keep that to myself!!
 

luv2fress

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Under you
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There's nothing like dick!! Especially the pulsing feel when a guy is coming inside of you!!
From now on thinking of you saying "come inside me, I want to feel it pulse" and did I tell you I now love you.

If I want to feel like I got a new GF, I change hands.
 

Parker@TDL

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From now on thinking of you saying "come inside me, I want to feel it pulse" and did I tell you I now love you.

If I want to feel like I got a new GF, I change hands.
Haha!!! If we ever meet for some sexy time I will definitely say that to you. In the sexiest voice I can muster!! And thank you for the love!!!!!
 

kherg007

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I put on my baseball hat and stretch out my back reeeeeeeeaaalllll good.....lol
 

Parker@TDL

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This just in...I still love straddling pillows!!
 

kkelso

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Staring down at the face of my favorite SP while she's masturbating.

KK
 

kherg007

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Don't forget to keep your shows on!!!
You're testing me parker....I won't be tricked by you cleverly writing "shows" to throw me off the trail.....i can, and will never, ever forget my shoes...how can you blow yourself without shoes and a hat? Medieval I say...
 
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Rono

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I went high tech and got a cheap pair of VR goggles for Side by Side, VR porn from Bestbuy.
VR Goggles
Go to your fave porn site and search VR porn or SBS porn and see what comes up. Click on the little icon in the lower right corner that looks like goggles and that will split the image into 2 sections, one section for each eye. Place the phone in the VR goggles and adjust the focus and eye span to get the clearest image. Jerk away. Looks like the girl is right there in front of you.
VR goggles can be used with any Youtube video as well. Just click on the 3 dots in the upper right corner and put the phone in "Cardboard" mode. Poor quality video can be blurry though.
 

essguy_

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Fellow sinners: Here's another viewpoint on masturbation, including a how and what do do with the delicious glaze from God's holy pastry bag. LOL!

 

VirginJohn

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Start looking at hardcore porn, and then go on either leolist or listcrawler and finish with any one of the escort pics. I have to look at an escort in order to finish because I feel it's like softcore or milder than what else is out there and I would think I'd feel less guilty than if I looked at some graphic hardcore video. I'm trying to get to a point where I could look at hardcore and just stop. However, once I start looking at one video, then I look at others and then end up going on the escort classified site. There is virtually no self-control once the first video is looked at. I try to tell myself, hey, it's just one video, relax...and this whole cycle occurs again until I finish on an escort classified site.
 
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