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Hey danmand, another Royal Wedding

Insidious Von

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Not so Royal Dane, I'm doing brisk business selling Royal Wedding barf bags.

I'm going to need everything I can get to get through this revolting parasitical union but I can't find my roach clip.

Brie Larson is my idea of royalty:

 

Insidious Von

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Never watched Suits, but I have a hunch that Meghan Markle joined a fasci sympathizing family of homicidal perverts because she doesn't want to work for a living.

Maybe she'll never be on Brie Larson, Michelle Williams level. Both are indie film darlings who are cashing in their chips for loadstone films. Brie has her Oscar, her legacy is partially assured. For Michelle it's a bit riskier, she's banking on Tom Hardy to deliver. If the film becomes a box-office hit then She Venom is inevitable, which is why MW signed up.

MW is hysterical in I Feel Pretty, her voice is totally fake.

 

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instead of calling themselves the Duke and Duchess of Essex, they should of been the Duchess and Duke of Earl, and Gene Chandler would of been the best man
 

Insidious Von

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I hear that Tom Hardy is one of Prince Harry's grooms, any truth to that? They became friends when Harry endorsed Hardy's charity Help For Heroes: a fund to help British war veterans.

Talk about bromance: Christopher Nolan gave Hardy the matinee idol send off in Dunkirk.

 

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It is revolting.

I watched a few minutes of the royal reality show about Harry and Meghan's betrothal. It struck me that Meghan quite well clearly was PLAYING the part of a royal fiancee. She must have been good on daytime TV.
 

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It is revolting.

I watched a few minutes of the royal reality show about Harry and Meghan's betrothal. It struck me that Meghan quite well clearly was PLAYING the part of a royal fiancee. She must have been good on daytime TV.
you must've been a fan if you woke up at 4am to catch a glimpse of the Royal Wedding

 

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you must've been a fan if you woke up at 4am to catch a glimpse of the Royal Wedding
LOL, you think I stayed up all night to see the royal reality show??? Betrothal means engagement in my book.
 

Insidious Von

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To put things in perspective.

Gigi Buffon leaving Juventus is much bigger news to me than a silly, tax payer wasting Royal Wedding. He's not retiring and may play for West Ham next year.
 

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To put things in perspective.

Gigi Buffon leaving Juventus is much bigger news to me than a silly, tax payer wasting Royal Wedding. He's not retiring and may play for West Ham next year.
Same in my book. I hope he does not go to China.
 

Insidious Von

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I wonder how long it is going to take Harry to realize he is being taken for a ride.
That depends on whether she's willing to slut out to the Royal Family. Kate Middleton doesn't have a problem with it, Diana Spencer did. Which is why only one of them is still alive.

 

danmand

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That depends on whether she's willing to slut out to the Royal Family. Kate Middleton doesn't have a problem with it, Diana Spencer did. Which is why only one of them is still alive.
I am sure she has been told the consequences. Surprised that Fergie is still alive.

PS: I wish the Americans would reinstate the royalty. They are so missing it, a president is not quite the same. The dumb Americans love this shit.

CNN has had people up since last night covering this non-event.

Fox is showing Chealsea vs Man U
 

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LOL, you think I stayed up all night to see the royal reality show??? Betrothal means engagement in my book.
I think you were up clutching a Union Jack pillow with a heart shaped photo of the couple taped to it. A Corgis named Liz in your lap. Cup of English breakfast tea in one hand. And a lace hanky in the other for you inevitable tears of joy.
 

Insidious Von

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I had to verify a scene from Darkest Hour, if it was based on fact.

The Pacifists within the ruling Conservatives were still very strong, they wanted to get rid of Churchill and negotiate peace with Hitler. They were scared yellow that a Nazi invasion was imminent, so they asked the stuttering George VI to go into exile in Canada. He flatly refused to desert his people to their fate and threw his support behind Churchill. He may have had a speech impediment but George VI was the only decent one of the lot...and he didn't like beaver tails.

 

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Wish them the best. Imagine the story will drop off the radar now.
Nah, the reality show will continue, with the now Duck of Sussex. Their continued payments are dependent on them being in the news.
 

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I think you were up clutching a Union Jack pillow with a heart shaped photo of the couple taped to it. A Corgis named Liz in your lap. Cup of English breakfast tea in one hand. And a lace hanky in the other for you inevitable tears of joy.
Butler, please. Stop talking about My Dear Old Mom in that irreverent tone of voice. The Old Duckie was up at the crack of dawn making tea and scones for her nice old British lady friends, so they could watch the wedding on the "telly"!
 
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