The secret...I sloooooowwwly take a sensually shaped toothbrush and gennnntly go up, then down, then up, over and over again. Back and forth too, at least one hour or so before the meeting. I carefully, calmly, not eat or drink anything beyond water until I'm ready to get the room information. Then I place my right hand on the small bottle of mouthwash I carry before a visit, and use a gentle twisting motion till 'pop'...the cap comes off...I tilt back slowly the bottle and let it drip down into my mouth, gently swirling it all over every square centimetre of my mouth...and hold....and swirl....and hold....then I spurt it out into the dirt of the planter in the lobby (lol). I move elegantly and gracefully to the lift, caress the floor number button...then push. Upon arrival, I knock so she can barely hear it...then enter...smile as I absorb the beauty radiating off the goddess before me. I take my left hand and pull back my jacket, and take the right slowly to my back pocket, were I gently fondle an envelope that i guide horizontal, and deposit it flat upon a nearby table. I sensually look in her eyes, and say "I care not to defile your extraordinary beauty with my UP Express hands; I dare ask thee if I can partake in a ritual cleansing of my personage prior to the honour of your company." Pretty reliable smooch rate for an old generic-looking bugger that has all his teeth. You're welcome Canada.
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