Steal a handful of serviettes/tissue from the concession stand.If your at home and run out you can deal with it but if your out, say at a ball game and there is absolutely no alternative then use a sock. I know its grose but it works, or so Im told.
I've been to a certain countries that they don't provide you with toilet paper. You will be given a bucket of water! LOL
One time at Canada's Wonderland I got a bite to eat. About 20 mins later I had an uncontrollable urge to shit. I was somewhere near the mountain but nowhere near a washroom. I just couldn't hold it in with all my sphincter strength. Hot liquid shit filled my shorts and started to run down my leg. It was crowded. I dived into a bush and cleaned myself up with some leaves, and hid there until my friend could bring me some new clothes. Fucking worse experience of my life.
Two things I always have in my back pocket: Serviettes and wetnaps. I move them from pair of pants to pair of pants like my wallet. If they get mangy I toss them and start over.Steal a handful of serviettes/tissue from the concession stand.
Never, because at home I always makes sure there always a unopened brand new packages and when I start to to open the last unused packages I make sure the next day I buy a another package ( has 12 rolls ) of toilet paper in a packages!Has that ever happened to you? I came pretty close this morning. I finished what little was left on the roll.
I can only imagine how much it would suck if you had no toilet paper. And even worse, if you were on a date .
Has this ever happened to you.
LOL! Hey, if this was at Osprey Valley, years ago, I might have been in your foursome. A buddy and I went up to play and were matched up. Around the third tee, one of the other guys disappears for the entire hole. I asked his friend where he went the answer was “had to take an emergency crap”. Not a lot of cover either. When he rejoined, we were all laughing so hard, it messed up our tee shots.lol!!!!!
I have a similar story. I was golfing and get to about the 3rd hole, all of a sudden out of nowhere I'm poking cotton. I'm trying hold it, by the time I get to the Tee Block of the 4th hole, I'm shaking it's so bad. No way am I gonna make to the 9th hole or have time to drive all the way back club house at the first hole. It's crap my pants or the forest. I grab my golf towel and go sprinting off into the forest. Luckily for me, it was a massive crap but pretty dry so the golf towel was enough, but I got mosquito bites all over my ass...lol. I go back to the Tee Block and my buddies are literally rolling on the grass laughing...lol.
LOL! Hey, if this was at Osprey Valley, years ago, I might have been in your foursome. A buddy and I went up to play and were matched up. Around the third tee, one of the other guys disappears for the entire hole. I asked his friend where he went the answer was “had to take an emergency crap”. Not a lot of cover either. When he rejoined, we were all laughing so hard, it messed up our tee shots.