No toilet paper - has it happened to you?
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I've been to a certain countries that they don't provide you with toilet paper. You will be given a bucket of water! LOL
Once it happened to me with no paper at a friend's house. I just jumped into the bathtub...problem solved...lol!
Once it happened to me with no paper at a friend's house. I just jumped into the bathtub...problem solved...lol!
Yeah, I was once in Malacca Malaysia and used a washroom at the restaurant where we were eating. It was a shed out back. Not only no toilet paper - no toilet! There was a barrel of water with a hand scoop, and a hole in one corner with the floor sloped to it. I had eaten a lot of spicy food too, but fortunately it wasn't as explosive as it could have been...
Has happened at home with no replacement rolls available. Used kleenex to get the job done. And if there's a shower just use that. I've been in a situation or two with no soap which is also nasty.
Outside of the house I always check first before sitting down. Been a couple of emergencies where I didn't check but it does there. Would really have sucked though.
But we've all seen Seinfeld. Just ask someone to pass you some. Obviously can't in a single person washroom. And paper towel is a rough alternative...very rough.
Outside of the house I always check first before sitting down. Been a couple of emergencies where I didn't check but it does there. Would really have sucked though.
But we've all seen Seinfeld. Just ask someone to pass you some. Obviously can't in a single person washroom. And paper towel is a rough alternative...very rough.
Along the lines of no toilet paper - has anybody ever stayed at a place with a Toto washlet toilet? Japanese are obsessed with cleanliness and Toto makes some high end toilets that take care of washing your bum (and for ladies can work like a bidet too). I stayed in a hotel with one and it took me a few days before I figured out all the features. All controlled via a remote: Male/Female settings and a memory function. Deodorizer. Warm water with wash pressure which ranged from a gentle, rim-job like caress of your anus, to an Alexis at Pure like PM water jet that could cut concrete if it were any stronger!! Automatic air dryer. No problem if there is no toilet paper because it's all taken care of - hands free. Amazing. All it lacked was a pretty Japanese attendant to pull up your pants after giving you a blowjob. I was thinking of getting one for my master bath but the sticker shock has delayed my decision. Of course, maybe it pays for itself in toilet paper savings...
I know a guy who this happened to, he had to take his dirty ass to another bathroom. It happened in the worst place possible, HIGHSCHOOL.
I don't know if he took that pair of underwear off, or if he wore a that dirty pair all day.
I don't know if he took that pair of underwear off, or if he wore a that dirty pair all day.
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One time at Canada's Wonderland I got a bite to eat. About 20 mins later I had an uncontrollable urge to shit. I was somewhere near the mountain but nowhere near a washroom. I just couldn't hold it in with all my sphincter strength. Hot liquid shit filled my shorts and started to run down my leg. It was crowded. I dived into a bush and cleaned myself up with some leaves, and hid there until my friend could bring me some new clothes. Fucking worse experience of my life.
lol!!!!!
I have a similar story. I was golfing and get to about the 3rd hole, all of a sudden out of nowhere I'm poking cotton. I'm trying hold it, by the time I get to the Tee Block of the 4th hole, I'm shaking it's so bad. No way am I gonna make to the 9th hole or have time to drive all the way back club house at the first hole. It's crap my pants or the forest. I grab my golf towel and go sprinting off into the forest. Luckily for me, it was a massive crap but pretty dry so the golf towel was enough, but I got mosquito bites all over my ass...lol. I go back to the Tee Block and my buddies are literally rolling on the grass laughing...lol.
Two things I always have in my back pocket: Serviettes and wetnaps. I move them from pair of pants to pair of pants like my wallet. If they get mangy I toss them and start over.
Never, because at home I always makes sure there always a unopened brand new packages and when I start to to open the last unused packages I make sure the next day I buy a another package ( has 12 rolls ) of toilet paper in a packages!Has that ever happened to you? I came pretty close this morning. I finished what little was left on the roll.
I can only imagine how much it would suck if you had no toilet paper. And even worse, if you were on a date.
Has this ever happened to you.
LOL! Hey, if this was at Osprey Valley, years ago, I might have been in your foursome. A buddy and I went up to play and were matched up. Around the third tee, one of the other guys disappears for the entire hole. I asked his friend where he went the answer was “had to take an emergency crap”. Not a lot of cover either. When he rejoined, we were all laughing so hard, it messed up our tee shots.
Well I've never played Osprey Valley so it wasn't me, but at least I know I'm not the only one that's been through that...lol.
These stories bring back memories I hid away and if we are going to share, we are going to share. Many years ago I was sick before a sports game and maybe should've tried before but I didn't. Afterwards it was late at night and I had to go and there was nothing around but a community centre. I rushed on over but the lights were out, the doors were locked. And there was no holding back. So I sat down on a potted plant in the entrance and did the deed. I grabbed a bunch of the leaves to wipe myself as best I could. LONG shower when I got home. Let us never speak of this again! lol
I was on a bus tour in the Negev in the 70's and got the runs. I scurried off the bus at the next stop but there was no paper in the portable toilet. I had to use several pages of Robert Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land". Rather ironic.
