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How kinky are you? Would you go for a former Miss Canada or a midget?

HAMSTER INSPECTOR

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I was cruising the massage ads ( at a popular classified website ) around the continent to see what is available on the other side of the fence. I came across an ad for a massage in a major American city in the south west USA. ( Not in California or Nevada ) A woman that claims to be a former Miss Canada is advertising massage services. She is an associate of the spa she works at. While the ad does not indicate anything other than massage her other ads in other websites advertise next to more revealing ads. As for her former Miss Canada status, it is possible she is telling the truth as she does have a resemblance the Miss Canada of the year she indicated on the ad. ( maybe our agent Americanson can investigate for us )
There is also an ad for a midget massage, a woman 3ft. 9 is offering massage in lingerie. The ad can be found in a nations capital city on this continent. So how far would you go for kink? I am not publishing the links to these ads as it contains photos and personal info that may violate the prime directive.
 

essguy_

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I was cruising the massage ads ( at a popular classified website ) around the continent to see what is available on the other side of the fence. I came across an ad for a massage in a major American city in the south west USA. ( Not in California or Nevada ) A woman that claims to be a former Miss Canada is advertising massage services. She is an associate of the spa she works at. While the ad does not indicate anything other than massage her other ads in other websites advertise next to more revealing ads. As for her former Miss Canada status, it is possible she is telling the truth as she does have a resemblance the Miss Canada of the year she indicated on the ad. ( maybe our agent Americanson can investigate for us )
There is also an ad for a midget massage, a woman 3ft. 9 is offering massage in lingerie. The ad can be found in a nations capital city on this continent. So how far would you go for kink? I am not publishing the links to these ads as it contains photos and personal info that may violate the prime directive.
I’d go for Miss Canada, with the midget watching in a Child size Maple Leaf jersey. Miss Canada would have to wear nothing but a Mountie hat, use maple syrup as lube, and she MUST end all sentences with “eh?”. Oh, and she has to say “sorry” a lot. Meanwhile, the midget would call the play by play like its HNIC, complete with a “He shoots... he SCORES!” finish.

Kinky stuff, eh?
 

mandrill

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You can't do standing 69 with a 3'9" midget. That's a powerful argument for Miss Canada.
 

shack

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I'd wait until a midget becomes Miss Canada, then go for it.
 

Mr Deeds

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Im an equal opportunity reprobate Id see them both :biggrin-new:
 

Jasmine Raine

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What is with all the coded messaging.

Can't you just post the links? I read your reason but this is a review site and these are public ads, no????

If you didn't want to, then why go into detail of where the ads can or can not be found.

K.I.S.S.
 

IM469

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Miss Canada 1977.
Not bad for the vintage.
That's 40 years ago - she must be in her 60's. If the thought was to satisfy a fantasy of a previous Miss Canada but she has to be close to her winning form. As for midgets / dwarfs / vertically challenged / Lilliputians - I like spinners but not them. Can't explain - just how it is.
 

sempel

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The correct term is a dwarf.

"Midget" is considered derogatory.
Yes it is. I was going to say this but the masses would tell me to take my PC crap elsewhere.
 

Master Baiter

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Midget could be considered derogatory to some but it's an actual condition of someone 4' 10" or shorter BUT with proportionate body parts. Dwarfism is assigned to those under 4' 10" with disproportionate body parts ie limbs etc. So to those calling any short person a midget, the context is biased towards being derogatory.
 

asuran

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The ad can be found in a nations capital city on this continent.
Not sure if there is another one in the other capital cities on this Continent but I have seen one advertising here in Ottawa on the regular. She seems to have a loyal following too.
 

SexB

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I did go to see Little Miss Tiffany, a little person SP, about seven years ago.

I'm pretty sure she's working in Vancouver right now.

I would also totally go for it with Jemma Suicide;

 

thirdcup

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Her standing while giving me head I could be tricked into trying that.
If she wears a sailor hat, then you'd have a place to put your beer.
 

goalie000

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Your place!!
I did go to see Little Miss Tiffany, a little person SP, about seven years ago.

I'm pretty sure she's working in Vancouver right now.

I would also totally go for it with Jemma Suicide;

I would like to try her!!
 
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