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Can you buy elephant or tiger meat in China town?

Smallcock

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Or anywhere in the GTA? What do they taste like? What is the cost? I visited a voodoo doctor recently and he told me to eat elephant or tiger meat, and if possible, drink tiger blood in order to cure a disability. The meat and blood will inject virility and vitality into my being.
 

asuran

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Are you certain that voodoo doctor is certified?
What's his name so I can verify his credentials.
 

HAMSTER INSPECTOR

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Even better, why don't you ask the witch doctor to deep throat you and when he pulls his mouth back you will have a huge appendage between your legs. It will not actually be a penis, it will be an elephants truck. The downside is that it will have a mind of its own and you will be constantly fighting it because it will be trying to eat your peanut brain. You will also have the additional problem of that essguy_ chasing you and snapping at you with his choppers to eat your elephant trunk cock as he has attained an insatiable appetite for elephant.
 

Aardvark154

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Simple answer: NO. I believe the tiger deserves its own virility and vitality.

All are CITES Appendix I species save for African Elephants from Botswana, Namibia, South Africa and Zimbabwe so only parts from legally shot elephants from those countries could even be imported to Canada. Then you get into the whole realm of safe food regulations.
 

The LoLRus

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WhiteHouse meats has some very exotic products: http://whitehousemeats.ca/

Venison (elk or deer), buffalo, caribou, berkshire pork, wild boar, kangaroo, musk ox, camel, goat and rabbit. Our specialty birds include pheasant, partridge, duck, quail, cornish hen, guinea fowl, squab and ostrich
 

IM469

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.............then it must be cat
You really need DNA analysis ... if it was trapped near the garbage bins could be a mixture of cat and rat. Road kill on the other hand ... will have wild life although not tiger or elephant .. more like bear and moose.
 

essguy_

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Speaking of mystery meat - if you ever buy dried sausage that's imported from The People's Republic - be sure to look for the certified "100% Dissident Free" variety.
 

Smallcock

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Are you certain that voodoo doctor is certified?
What's his name so I can verify his credentials.
He's a certified local underground healer. I can connect you to him thru various channels. He travels from city to city, and province to province, to elude authorities who want to capture (and kill) him on behalf of the corrupt medical establishment.
 

mandrill

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He's a certified local underground healer. I can connect you to him thru various channels. He travels from city to city, and province to province, to elude authorities who want to capture (and kill) him on behalf of the corrupt medical establishment.
Canada-man???
 

wigglee

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Or anywhere in the GTA? What do they taste like? What is the cost? I visited a voodoo doctor recently and he told me to eat elephant or tiger meat, and if possible, drink tiger blood in order to cure a disability. The meat and blood will inject virility and vitality into my being.
Maybe get in touch with Eric Trump.
 

essguy_

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He's a certified local underground healer. I can connect you to him thru various channels. He travels from city to city, and province to province, to elude authorities who want to capture (and kill) him on behalf of the corrupt medical establishment.
Is he the same guy, with the baby dick, who stares back at you when you look in a mirror?
 
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