I doubt many of us could qualify as virgins, let alone fetch (closer-to) $3 million US, but if work is already a pain in the ass, short-term unpleasantness and a sore butt might be worth it, hypothetically speaking.
Given the nature of a Board where we we openly flaunt trips to Greece we’ve taken with the ladies in our lives, it seems to me to be a bit of a hypocrisy or at-least a double-standard to both high-five over our exchanges with women who charge an extra $100 for that unpleasantness, yet even for $2,999,700ish (or 10,000 times) more we wouldn’t even consider (hypothetically) doing it ourselves.
It’s not like having a dick (or a finger or a toy) in your ass suddenly turns a straight man gay. Just ask the guys in the BDSM sub-forum...