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I had to get some stuff from Shoppers yesterday, so went after dinner when it was less busy. Checkout girl was probably early to mid-20's and cute, great smile. So we were having a typical friendly checkout line chat when she winked (or so I imagined) and asked if I had an Optimum Card. When I gave it to her she said that I'm going to get a discount. "AWESOME!!" I thought (secretly thinking to myself that I've still got it, and wondering if this is how sempel feels whenever he barters his skills for a discount). After thanking her and paying, I looked at the receipt as I strutted to my car: "Senior's Discount".

Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...
 
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essguy_ said:
I had to get some stuff from Shoppers yesterday, so went after dinner when it was less busy. Checkout girl was probably early to mid-20's and cute, great smile. So we were having a typical friendly checkout line chat when she winked (or so I imagined) and asked if I had an Optimum Card. When I gave it to her she said that I'm going to get a discount. "AWESOME!!" I thought (secretly thinking to myself that I've still got it, and wondering if this is how sempel feels whenever he barters his skills for a discount). After thanking her and paying, I looked at the receipt as I strutted to my car: "Senior's Discount".

Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...
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LOL that's funny....
 
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essguy_ said:
I had to get some stuff from Shoppers yesterday, so went after dinner when it was less busy. Checkout girl was probably early to mid-20's and cute, great smile. So we were having a typical friendly checkout line chat when she winked (or so I imagined) and asked if I had an Optimum Card. When I gave it to her she said that I'm going to get a discount. "AWESOME!!" I thought (secretly thinking to myself that I've still got it, and wondering if this is how sempel feels whenever he barters his skills for a discount). After thanking her and paying, I looked at the receipt as I strutted to my car: "Senior's Discount".

Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...
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As opposed to being a dirty young man....:beguiled:
 
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You know you're getting old when a young lady on the bus gives you the eye - she is sizing you up to decide if she should stand and let you have her seat. And no, it is not time to retire. Time to go full throttle at this while all the pieces still work.
 
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havingfun said:
Time to go full throttle at this while all the pieces still work.
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Yeah, except full throttle ain't what it used to be. The other sign is when an SP say's "You're cute", except now it means - "isn't it sweet that they let you out of the home long enough for you to come fuck me." Anyway, yes - I plan to keep on going up until the time I get to the in-call and forget why I'm there.
 
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Yeah, except full throttle ain't what it used to be.
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Every once in while, some young SP says that we should get married. And I tell her that I am way too old for her and her response is that I am young where it counts. They don't realize that it has taken me days to recharge. Any SP that gets two SOGs from me immediately goes onto my regular list (seems the older ones are better at this than the younger ones - and the older ones are still decades younger than me)
 
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A friend of mine who is in his late 40s and considers himself to be a real stud and goes after much younger women was out for a drink with me one night. He kept hitting on the waitress who couldn't have been more than about 18ys old. Finally he says to her "how would you like to go get a drink some time", to which she replies "no thank you sir" and walks away laughing. It completely destroyed him.
 
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I remember (of course, memory is sketchy at my advanced age..) that the first sign you were getting "old" was when you noticed that all the Playboy Centerfold models were years younger than you. Now it's when all the MILFS are younger than you. Anyway, getting the Senior Discount (unasked and 8 years early) is the complete opposite of a woman getting carded in a bar. It's not all bad, at least my penis still thinks it's in its mid 30's...
 
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When you register to get your free sample of Depends.

Shoppers also changed their policy for Seniors discount. It used to be 55 but is now 65. I guess they saw how much the population was aging and increased the age limit for the seniors discount.
 
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essguy_ said:
I remember (of course, memory is sketchy at my advanced age..) that the first sign you were getting "old" was when you noticed that all the Playboy Centerfold models were years younger than you. Now it's when all the MILFS are younger than you. Anyway, getting the Senior Discount (unasked and 8 years early) is the complete opposite of a woman getting carded in a bar. It's not all bad, at least my penis still thinks it's in its mid 30's...
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Mine's still thinks it's in the early 20s... I guys I'm just lucky! :D
 
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Shortly after I turned 55 I stopped at a Dennys and was having a hard time deciding what to eat. Turned the menu over and saw the seniors menu and flipped it back over. Then I realized it said seniors were 55 and over! Flipped it back and got the only senior discount I've ever cashed in on.
 
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I’m just glad Jagr keeps playing. At least there’s one guy in the NHL still older than I am. Next year’s NHL draft the kids will be born in the year 2000
 
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I know I'm getting old when I no longer can keep up with technology and hate all these new gadgets in cars. Too many buttons and functions. Can't we keep it simple
 
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essguy_ said:
I had to get some stuff from Shoppers yesterday, so went after dinner when it was less busy. Checkout girl was probably early to mid-20's and cute, great smile. So we were having a typical friendly checkout line chat when she winked (or so I imagined) and asked if I had an Optimum Card. When I gave it to her she said that I'm going to get a discount. "AWESOME!!" I thought (secretly thinking to myself that I've still got it, and wondering if this is how sempel feels whenever he barters his skills for a discount). After thanking her and paying, I looked at the receipt as I strutted to my car: "Senior's Discount".

Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...
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You are only as young as the women you feel.
 
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Can I get an amen?
Right there with you. Too many buttons and options. It took me weeks to figure out Spotify and once I finally did, they bailed on the app. I don’t have it in me to learn TuneIn at this point. I’m not saying we should go back to cassette decks but for the love of god, get a developer to streamline the logic tree with devices and apps.

*end of grumpy old man rant*
 
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essguy_ said:
Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...
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Whaddaya gonna do... play golf? Watch Coronation Street?

I find as I get older, I prefer older women... but you still meet the occasional 20-something who is remarkable for their poise and maturity.
I often still get asked for ID... unfortunately it is from airport security.

BTW essguy... always enjoy your posts.
 
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-You begin to grow nose and ear hair and they need to be yanked
-You prefer staying in and getting a good night's sleep rather than a night out with friends and drinks
-You have to watch what you eat because your metabolism isn't fast enough to automatically take care of it for you
-The concerns of teenagers seems so shallow and simplistic, you wonder if they're retarded
-You can't name any of the artists played on the radio and you really don't care to
-People start calling you "sir"
 
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When you start take "shooting pool with a rope" courses. :)
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It is when you look at the IRIS's post and start reading her joke before looking down to signature... :)
 
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