sounds like she gave you a version of the "Penguin "
a drunk guy leaves a bar and approaches a lady of the evening on the corner
he asks how much and she gives him her prices
he says but I only have $10!
she says for $10 al I can give you is the Penguin!
he asks her "what is the Penguin?"
she says hand over the $10 bucks and I will show you
he hands over the $10 and she tells him to drop his pants around his ankles and when he complies- she quickly walks away from him
and he tries to chase after her with his pants still around his ankles... walking like a penquin
